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So true.
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I still meet guys who absolutely hate the idea of girls at the table. I suspect it relates to wanting to act out transgressive fantasies but I also had a fairly well respected and decent guy say "it's because they always want to focus on how pretty their character is" to which I responded "have you ever played a character that was fat?" We don't hang out any more.
The one girl in our group just wants to kill shit. A lot.
Also, because I don't want to be accused of pushing my pro-cat agenda:
A girlfriend of mine had a cat that was obsessed with avocado pits. Any time we'd eat an avocado, it would abscond with the pit. That in itself wasn't a big deal, but we'd be woken in the night by the rumbling of it rolling pit around on the hardwood floor. I'd turn the light on and, it would just be sitting innocently, no pit in sight. As soon as I would get to sleep again, the rumbling would begin again...Cats are the best. Even when mine likes to wake me up three to six times a night...
This has been my expereince as well. Most (not all) of the women I've gamed with have been bloodthirsty murderhobo maniacs at the table.
The one girl in our group just wants to kill shit. A lot.
Wife finally played a little TRPG (D&D5) in our last campaign and went straight for the Barbarian.
Your arguments are invalid:
Note: the headline is misleading, but damn. Just...damn.
EDIT: Also, dogs are awesome. But Geese? Geese can go fuck themselves.
EDIT 2: Whoever's filming this, and letting their cat get potentially eaten, can also go fuck themselves.
Geese especially of the Canadian variety should be shot in sight. They poop all the fuck over my lawn. They are not shy and will attempt to mess your kids up for playing in your own yard if they have gosling's with them. Deer are preferred over geese. I hate geese. Hate them. Hate!
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Fuckin geese! Really when did mankind get so lame it surrendered a whole floor of a building to a overpopulated pest. I'd understand if this was some rare bird we wanted to see breed regardless of how effing annoying it is but it's a goose.
It's one of those "funny pictures" groups on Facebook, with the concept being that they represent Dominos and their poor, overworked, regularly-killed staff member Pengu has to deal with all of their problems, including making sure everybody gets their Meerkat Melts on time. It's pretty funny. They'd just posted the pic a few minutes before youis that where this is from? I just grabbed the pic.
Context is for the weak!
It's probably not the worst thing in the tunnels in the underground, but TFL generally try to keep those quite tightly under wraps. Sometimes the truth leaks out on the BBC, of course.Fuckin geese! Really when did mankind get so lame it surrendered a whole floor of a building to a overpopulated pest. I'd understand if this was some rare bird we wanted to see breed regardless of how effing annoying it is but it's a goose.
Fuckin geese! Really when did mankind get so lame it surrendered a whole floor of a building to a overpopulated pest. I'd understand if this was some rare bird we wanted to see breed regardless of how effing annoying it is but it's a goose.
Imagine forty geese crapping on your lawn all winter. Assholes. Turkey is not goose. In my area turkey are beautiful and rare and most importantly not crapping on my lawn all winter.Bunch, I'm beginning to think you were mugged by a goose once. ;)
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Imagine forty geese crapping on your lawn all winter. Assholes. Turkey is not goose. In my area turkey are beautiful and rare and most importantly not crapping on my lawn all winter.
Sorry, it's my dark sense of humor shining through.
There are plenty of websites with instructional videos on roasting birds. I'll send you some links. ;)I totally get it. I have a similar problem with pigeons.
BTW, the pic I linked was supposed to be a roasted goose, not a turkey. I don't know my wild game well enough too tell the difference between one roasted bird and another.
But what about roasting Ladybirds? We'll get Carrot Top to host ...There are plenty of websites with instructional videos on roasting birds. I'll send you some links. ;)
Turkeys, however, do creepy things like this...Imagine forty geese crapping on your lawn all winter. Assholes. Turkey is not goose. In my area turkey are beautiful and rare and most importantly not crapping on my lawn all winter.
Turkeys, however, do creepy things like this...
Well shit I can't tell the difference either. My bad. It just looked like Thanksgiving so I assumed turkey.I totally get it. I have a similar problem with pigeons.
BTW, the pic I linked was supposed to be a roasted goose, not a turkey. I don't know my wild game well enough too tell the difference between one roasted bird and another.
There are plenty of websites with instructional videos on roasting birds. I'll send you some links. ;)
Same, though from where I'm from, it's normal, there is even a name for it: "Schmäh."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiener_Schmäh
Turkeys, however, do creepy things like this...
Well shit I can't tell the difference either. My bad. It just looked like Thanksgiving so I assumed turkey.
As much as I love not being serious around here, I'd like to make sure we don't go off track too much if someone wants to discuss our simple rules here at the Pub. Just a friendly reminder to try not to make tangents of threads too much and don't be afraid to start a new thread if you want to talk about something.
No dang ol goose would'a be run'n no floor of a build'n round here. Heres in Merica some good ole boy would took care dat ol goose and we be engag'in a fine ol dinner.;)Fuckin geese! Really when did mankind get so lame it surrendered a whole floor of a building to a overpopulated pest. I'd understand if this was some rare bird we wanted to see breed regardless of how effing annoying it is but it's a goose.
We have goose every year for Thanksgiving. They are a lot more expensive but much more tasty. Duck is also good but they usually aren't big enough. I know Turkey is mostly an American thing but do they eat a lot of goose in Europe, Asia or Australia?No dang ol goose would'a be run'n no floor of a build'n round here. Heres in Merica some good ole boy would took care dat ol goose and we be engag'in a fine ol dinner.;)
Goose discussion has moved to the I hate geese threadWe have goose every year for Thanksgiving. They are a lot more expensive but much more tasty. Duck is also good but they usually aren't big enough. I know Turkey is mostly an American thing but do they eat a lot of goose in Europe, Asia or Australia?
You've had Turkey cooked wrong and that's sad. It doesn't have to be that way.Americans only invented turkey to have something dry enough to justify putting jam on it. "Cranberry sauce"
Americans only invented turkey to have something dry enough to justify putting jam on it. "Cranberry sauce"
I actually think many people here could have a civilized discussion about politics. I just worry about what that invites in from the outside and I’m not willing to risk a great community over it.
I actually think many people here could have a civilized discussion about politics. I just worry about what that invites in from the outside and I’m not willing to risk a great community over it.
I agree with the no politics. I visit the Big Purple fairly often but I frequently don't enjoy what I perceive as bias there. Much happier here.