I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

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Levitating cakes are at least bordering on biological warfare...
 
I'd never really thought of that. Now I'm always going to wear my down stuffed jacket when I grow ice at geese.

I want more distance between me and the damn geese before I throw ice at em. I'd rather use a slingshot or a catapult. Bigger ice too.
 
I want more distance between me and the damn geese before I throw ice at em. I'd rather use a slingshot or a catapult. Bigger ice too.
I have a slingshot and special round moulds. But they can see me on the deck and move away from my house when I get on the deck now.
 
I have a slingshot and special round moulds. But they can see me on the deck and move away from my house when I get on the deck now.

Maybe some sort of concertina wire around the deck to slow them down. Confuse them, place chunks of bread upon the wire to draw them toward that.
 
If Heaven ain't like New Jersey, I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't like New Jersey, I'd just as soon stay home
If they don't have a beach shore boardwalk like they do in Asbury
Just send me to Hell or the Roanoke Valley, it'd be about the same to me

Also, geese are bastards.
 
I just watched today an explanation for how to improve your guillotine choke. The answer involved the words "goose head":shade:!
 
Some art from an RPG called Curse of the Ganshoggr, which includes a Goose King...

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It's geese beating season and two mating pairs have decided to nest in the yards next to my house. Geese apparently need at least two house lot separation to not be annoyed with each other constantly. So it is honk central station here this week.
 
It's geese beating season and two mating pairs have decided to nest in the yards next to my house. Geese apparently need at least two house lot separation to not be annoyed with each other constantly. So it is honk central station here this week.
Do you have friends that are hunters:shade:?
 
Yeah but they won't hunt in city limits. Back to shooting them with ice from my slingshot.
Second question: do you have, or could you borrow, a couple of cats:shade:?
 
Second question: do you have, or could you borrow, a couple of cats:shade:?
The neighbor has three. They have ceded the territory to the Great Honkers. That or it's their revenge for letting someone cut their balls off.
 
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