Moderation Criticisms

[Bunch]

Banning all users for being too good a fit for here!

 

[thebigh]

Something about that guy struck me as disingenuous. It wouldn't surprise me to see him pop up elsewhere to make a report on how the Pub is welcoming to Nazis or whatever.

 

[Baulderstone]

Banning myself under Rule 0 as not a good fit for the forum

Ban reversed on review. You aren't getting out of here that easily.

 

[Baulderstone]

Something about that guy struck me as disingenuous. It wouldn't surprise me to see him pop up elsewhere to make a report on how the Pub is welcoming to Nazis or whatever.

I think that's a given. Fortunately, I expect he'll immediately pull the same crap there, so nobody will take him too seriously.

 

[A Fiery Flying Roll]

Something about that guy struck me as disingenuous. It wouldn't surprise me to see him pop up elsewhere to make a report on how the Pub is welcoming to Nazis or whatever.

Apart from there aren't many forums left he hasn't got himself banned from already.

 

[Endless Flight]

Something about that guy struck me as disingenuous. It wouldn't surprise me to see him pop up elsewhere to make a report on how the Pub is welcoming to Nazis or whatever.

They’ve tried that already by using our “no politics” rule against us. It hasn’t worked.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

As punishment for all the banning, I have decided to ban you all from reality.
Take some time to think about your actions while floating in the void.

 

[spittingimage]

Banning my pants for becoming a bad fit during the pandemic!

 

[EmperorNorton]

As punishment for all the banning, I have decided to ban you all from reality.
Take some time to think about your actions while floating in the void.

Honestly sounds relaxing.

 

[A Fiery Flying Roll]

Banning my pants for becoming a bad fit during the pandemic!

"I ban your pants" is an excellent chat up line.

 

[lgm]

Apart from there aren't many forums left he hasn't got himself banned from already.

So that's where Twitter gets all it's users. It makes sense to me now.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Honestly sounds relaxing.

Ok wise guy your banned to the pit of unspeakable horror. See how relaxing that is.

 

[Kilted Rob]

"I ban your pants" is an excellent chat up line.

Down with the tyranny of troosers!

 

[Bunch]

Down with the tyranny of troosers!

I see a movement I can finally get behind!

 

[EmperorNorton]

Ok wise guy your banned to the pit of unspeakable horror. See how relaxing that is.

... This is just my storage room.

 

[Agemegos]

Banning all users for being too good a fit for here!

Good sense at last!

I'm reminded of a remark by Groucho Marx, but I can't work out how to paraphrase it to fit properly and remain recognisable.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

... This is just my storage room.

Laugh at the pit of unspeakable horrors will you?!
Then face the insidious torture devised by the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[spittingimage]

Good sense at last!

I'm reminded of a remark by Groucho Marx, but I can't work out how to paraphrase it to fit properly and remain recognisable.

"I'd never join any club that would have me."

 

[Agemegos]

"I'd never join any club that would have me."

I thought rather that this club should not deign to accept any member who would stoop to join it.

 

[The Convenient Skill]

Obviously I would like a right of reply to my banning, but as I'm banned I clearly can't, so I'm going to storm off and start posting somewhere else. Probably.

You'll miss me posting random shit in random threads and contributing very little, I'm off to start calling you names - meanies.

Clearly I would also like to retract my earlier statement, but obviously can't.

 

[thebigh]

I shall write a long, strange ramble- part accusatory, part wheedling- about how unfair my ban is.

 

[thesheeep]

I shall write a long, strange ramble- part accusatory, part wheedling- about how unfair my ban is.

tl;dr

 

[PolarBlues]

"Ban, Ban, Caliban" (The Tempest, Act 2, scene 2)
William Shakespeare, the original Mod.

 

[TristramEvans]

"Ban, Ban, Caliban" (The Tempest, Act 2, scene 2)
William Shakespeare, the original Mod.

 

[PolarBlues]

And here I thought this was the past tense of William Shakespeare. Live and learn.

 

[chuckdee]

If a post is posted, but everyone is banned, does the post truly exist?

 

[AsenRG]

We lost a Bill Maher democrat, but we've still got CRKrueger so I say we can continue as before!

And here I thought this was the past tense of William Shakespeare. Live and learn.

There's no contradiction between those two statements!

If a post is posted, but everyone is banned, does the post truly exist?

Philosophers are still debating. Lawyers are waiting for the answer and looking longingly at defamation lawsuits.
But for practical reasons, not really!

 

[Gabriel]

If a post is posted, but everyone is banned, does the post truly exist?

chuckdee BANNED for philosophical speculation.

 

[Godfather Punk]

I moarn my Mass Effect threads.
And Battlelords of the 23rd Century.

 

[PolarBlues]

And now, becasue no one asked, let's have some banning, in song-form, with piano and full choir.

 

[Ladybird]

I shall write a long, strange ramble- part accusatory, part wheedling- about how unfair my ban is.

If you're gonna read it on youtube, don't forget to wear a mask!

 

[Paradigm Shaft]

I think the Mods should create their own NFT cryptocurrency called Modcoin. One Modocoin is equal to one cheeseburger. You just work out lesser and greater values from there. It's that simple.

I have one million Modcoins, as the creator, and therefore I am entitled to 1 million cheeseburgers.

 

[TristramEvans]

I think the Mods should create their own NFT cryptocurrency called Modcoin. One Modocoin is equal to one cheeseburger. You just work out lesser and greater values from there. It's that simple.

I have one million Modcoins, as the creator, and therefore I am entitled to 1 million cheeseburgers.

 

[Nobby-W]

I think the Mods should create their own NFT cryptocurrency called Modcoin. One Modocoin is equal to one cheeseburger. You just work out lesser and greater values from there. It's that simple.

I have one million Modcoins, as the creator, and therefore I am entitled to 1 million cheeseburgers.

I think the monkey was better looking.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

I think the monkey was better looking.

But far less delicious.

 

[Bunch]

But far less delicious.

And for dessert.... Chilled monkey brains!

 

[Endless Flight]

And for dessert.... Chilled monkey brains!

 

[Fenris-77]

There's always room for Indiana Jones.

 

[E-Rocker]

And for dessert.... Chilled monkey brains!

My brother wasn't a big RPG-er, but he loved Fiasco, and one of the scenarios we once played at Emerald City Comicon involved "getting the monkey brains to complete the ritual."

iirc, the climax of that scenario somehow ended up in a submarine that was on fire while it was underwater.

 

[Bunch]

My brother wasn't a big RPG-er, but he loved Fiasco, and one of the scenarios we once played at Emerald City Comicon involved "getting the monkey brains to complete the ritual."

iirc, the climax of that scenario somehow ended up in a submarine that was on fire while it was underwater.

Well that leads to the obvious question...what booth was the brain at?