It's not really a party unless you've got a bunch of polyhedral dice, a good GM with a good campaign, and all of you are speedballing whiskey and NoDoz
I slugged some jerk in Tahoe
They gave me one to three
My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality
I'm just visiting Folsom Prison, I get to sleep at home tonight
Since gay rodeos are a thing, I've decided I'm going to go the extra mile and start a historical reenactment society for the LGBT community. I'm serious, too.
Shout out to Voros and TristramEvans and Endless Flight for the birthday wishes and a shout out to all the good people here at the Pub for making this place an awesome online community!