A foul smell and furious finger-pointing

Dumarest

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"A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say.

"'Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,' Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

"But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied:

"'I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.'"


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Oh, in our gaming sessions we know, as the pumpertrator normally laughs or apologises with a merry smile.
 

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Oh, they normally apologise before the deed.
 

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As one who suffers from chronic gastritis, on a bad day my arse qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction. One of the key design flaws of Aeron chairs is that the mesh seats make it next to impossible to crack off a silent one while sitting in them.

Erasmus on farting: http://askthepast.blogspot.com/2014/05/how-to-fart-1530.html

A poem composed about another famous incident of farting in Pariliament: http://www.earlystuartlibels.net/htdocs/parliament_fart_section/C1i.html

Perhaps the most elaborate fart joke in the history of science fiction - Howard Tayler uses an entire story arc to set it up: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-01
 
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We go for highest decibel levels*. Then olfactory offensiveness. Then quality of sound*

*Some people will bet $1 and go for the SBD - but then that puts the onus SQUARELY on offensiveness factor. So you have to come correct to bet $1 with an SBD. Say nothing and hope someone notices.
 
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