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At the risk of getting serious, I wish a follow-up to 'Crysis legion' by peter watt had been written.

Novels based on video games mostly suck, but crysis legion was based on crysis 2 and was excellent. I wish the company that owned crysis had had watts write a novel based on crysis 3.
I don't think I've ever read this thread, and here is comic gold in the form of bat-shit crazy books that should exist. The D&D adventure takes the cake: +6 Chair to your head, Dam=1d8+2

Just in case you didn't catch the reference...

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