Choose Your Own Adventure: East Jesus? West Satan? Or both?

[Dumarest]

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[Gringnr]

Go West, young man.

 

[dokel]

Get Lamp

 

[Endless Flight]

 

[Baulderstone]

So looking at the map, West Satan is to the east and East Jesus is to the west? I feel like this is the beginning of one of those logic puzzles like the knight who always tells the truth and the one who always lies.

 

[Dumarest]

If you want to spoil the mystery: https://californiathroughmylens.com/east-jesus-art-community

(West Satan was named ironically as a result of the above)

 

[opaopajr]

That poor, confused tree smack dab in the center.

 

[soltakss]

Well, east Jesus has Pizza and West Satan has a bed, so if you are hungry then East Jesus, unless you don't like pizza, but if you are tired or horny then West Satan.