Feral hogs steal coke from drug traffickers

soltakss

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Well, they used boars to sniff out truffles, so maybe these smelt the cocaine through the wrappers, thought "Hey, what's that?" and went a-digging.

The idea of a group of boars smacked up on cocaine is not pleasant, they'd have no fear and feel no pain, until they became paranoid and aggressive.
 

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Juicer uprising world Book 10 for the really wacky fun stuff on juicers also a pretty good setting and a sub par adventure attached to the setting and couple that with TMNT stuff (the current version is called After the Bomb). If were talking a simple DnD monster encounter, eh, I'd keep it simple with a reskinned Dire Boar.

Other thoughts, Man who thought that the Babe reboot would be so gritty? and who thought putting Frank Miller in charge was a good idea?
 

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Other animals getting smashed.

I have heard of wasps getting tipsy and aggressive by feeding on fermented nectar.
 

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So what sort of modifiers do you give wild boars for being high on cocaine? Asking for my next D&D campaign.

None, because I've been told that being active, hard to tire and insensitive to pain is mostly what feral hogs already are:grin:!
And either way, whatever makes the pigs happy and puts a stop to cocaine smuggling should be a good thing...

However, a wild boar chasing narcos to prevent its own withdrawal symptoms is worthy of inclusion in a campaign, IMO:shade:!
 
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