Lychee of the Exchequer
Look into my eyes, mortals, and despair !
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That's it !
The last time I made a D&D 5th edition character, I couldn't be arsed to count my beginning gold pieces budget. That bored me to tears !
I decided that my character would don heavy armor - not the full plate armor, mind you: the one one step before that. Because that was the armor that looked cool ! and it was the kind of armor - a kind of brigandine - that made sense for my character.
As usual, the DM shot a glance at my character sheet, and said it was okay. Because, basically, he trusts me (we've been gaming together for 30 years), and he doesn't care about the kind of armor my PC wears - as long as I'm content with it.
But one of the other players (a friend of 25 years) began the game by bitching about the fact that he would have liked to afford a full plate armor for his PC at the very beginning of this new campaign.
But he couldn't - his PC class hadn't enough debutante's dough
.
And he bitched, and he moaned, and I didn't really listen because I was too busy enjoying playing my PC with his brigandine armor (among other things), and slicing baddies in half with Lawfuf Goodness fueling my righteous fury. That's what D&D is all about, compradres !
But then, having guessed at my PC class (Him : "So you're playing a Paladin ?" ; Me - "No ! I'm playing Badass Maladjusted Idealist struggling with an unjust world ! [I hate it when my clever attempt at painting a full-fledged character is summarized as "So you're playing Generic Name Class ? Your to hit bonus are SO COOL, dude !"), my friend asked, for the benefit of all at the table :
- How come you're wearing a brigandine ? I can't even afford a full plate armor with my un-optimized PC class !
- Hu ?
- You've not enough gold ! Count it, man !
- [eyes glazing over] you're sure ?
- Count it ! Count it !
- [grabbing the unwieldy rulebook, flippping morosely through it, and finding the right page] Yeah... It appears you're right... [I don't give a frak !]
- You've not enough gold at the beginning ! If everyone could afford the kind of armor he wanted at the beginning of the game, I would have chosen muh full plate, dude !
- [grabbing my eraser, erasing the offending brigandine on my character sheet, and replacing it with CHAINMAIL ARMUR !] There, there ! It's all taken care of, friend. Can we go on playing, now ?
Two hours in table game (real) time later, sure enough, the party of PC found enough gold to buy several chariots of full plate.
But I still kept my chainmail armor, because I found its description aesthetically pleasing.
All that to say, while metaphorically clubbing my dear friend on the head with bag of beans and screaming at the top my lungs: I am fed up of f*** bean counting in my rpgs !
...
Well, that was a bit of a rant
.
My question is: which of you gentle Pubbers could point me in a direction of an abstracted system of ressources for a medieval RPG ? It doesn't need to be complex or extensive, it's just that the next time I'm mastering a game I aim not to inflict accounting duties on my hapless gamers, seeing as it [double upper duper] bores me already well enough
.
The last time I made a D&D 5th edition character, I couldn't be arsed to count my beginning gold pieces budget. That bored me to tears !
I decided that my character would don heavy armor - not the full plate armor, mind you: the one one step before that. Because that was the armor that looked cool ! and it was the kind of armor - a kind of brigandine - that made sense for my character.
As usual, the DM shot a glance at my character sheet, and said it was okay. Because, basically, he trusts me (we've been gaming together for 30 years), and he doesn't care about the kind of armor my PC wears - as long as I'm content with it.
But one of the other players (a friend of 25 years) began the game by bitching about the fact that he would have liked to afford a full plate armor for his PC at the very beginning of this new campaign.
But he couldn't - his PC class hadn't enough debutante's dough

And he bitched, and he moaned, and I didn't really listen because I was too busy enjoying playing my PC with his brigandine armor (among other things), and slicing baddies in half with Lawfuf Goodness fueling my righteous fury. That's what D&D is all about, compradres !
But then, having guessed at my PC class (Him : "So you're playing a Paladin ?" ; Me - "No ! I'm playing Badass Maladjusted Idealist struggling with an unjust world ! [I hate it when my clever attempt at painting a full-fledged character is summarized as "So you're playing Generic Name Class ? Your to hit bonus are SO COOL, dude !"), my friend asked, for the benefit of all at the table :
- How come you're wearing a brigandine ? I can't even afford a full plate armor with my un-optimized PC class !
- Hu ?
- You've not enough gold ! Count it, man !
- [eyes glazing over] you're sure ?
- Count it ! Count it !
- [grabbing the unwieldy rulebook, flippping morosely through it, and finding the right page] Yeah... It appears you're right... [I don't give a frak !]
- You've not enough gold at the beginning ! If everyone could afford the kind of armor he wanted at the beginning of the game, I would have chosen muh full plate, dude !
- [grabbing my eraser, erasing the offending brigandine on my character sheet, and replacing it with CHAINMAIL ARMUR !] There, there ! It's all taken care of, friend. Can we go on playing, now ?
Two hours in table game (real) time later, sure enough, the party of PC found enough gold to buy several chariots of full plate.
But I still kept my chainmail armor, because I found its description aesthetically pleasing.
All that to say, while metaphorically clubbing my dear friend on the head with bag of beans and screaming at the top my lungs: I am fed up of f*** bean counting in my rpgs !
...
Well, that was a bit of a rant

My question is: which of you gentle Pubbers could point me in a direction of an abstracted system of ressources for a medieval RPG ? It doesn't need to be complex or extensive, it's just that the next time I'm mastering a game I aim not to inflict accounting duties on my hapless gamers, seeing as it [double upper duper] bores me already well enough
