The French just kinda... are french. They don't make a big deal about it, they get on with doing French things and you can either join in or fuck off, they don't really care which as long as you don't get in the way. It's cool. You know where you stand with the French.
The Quebecois? They work at it. They put effort into being French; there's a minimum standard of Frenchness they want to reach, it's pretty damn high, and unless you're playing the game too they just don't want to know. It's like EXTREME FRANCE.
I've always suspected Mark Zuckerberg was a goose wearing a cheap Halloween mask.
Have you ever seen the movie Thankskilling? At one point, the homicidal turkey dons a human skin mask, which causes everyone to believe he's human, even though he's still turkey-sized with a turkey body.
Do you sometimes want to know and possibly get your hands on whatever drugs these people are taking who made this?
Can I go shit in that ladies lawn and honk in her window for hours on end? I mean I'm game for being relocated for free to waterfront property.From one of the local papers:
The operation begins just before dawn. A caravan of police SUVs storm the entrance to Sandpoint City Beach park, and officers lock the gate behind...www.inlander.com
I remember that Yul Brynner ad... It always shook me up.Remember that old commercial "I'm Yul Brynner and I'm dead" that was an anti-smoking ad?
Then they did a sequel with that Jim Fixx guy who wrote a book about jogging for fitness and later died while jogging.
I think we need a threequel about the dangers of geese.
"I'm Brennus and I'm dead. A bunch of geese scared me while trying to raid the temple of Juno on the Capitoline Hill. Now my homeland of Gaul is a weird country where guys wear striped turtleneck shirts and Jerry Lewis is worshiped as a demigod."