I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

[Bunch]

The population in mostly Inuit, so it's quite common. Ive taken some classes, but I dont speak it.

The geese probably do. And they're listening, watching, waiting.

 

[Fenris-77]

Geese get shot and eaten up here at a
rate that would everyone in this thread very happy.

 

[Faylar]

Ignorant foreigner questions: is there much Inuktitut spoken there, do you have it yourself?

I think it's mostly Algonquin spoken by the tribes up north. Could be wrong though.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Fenris-77]

Task one: get the rebel alliance soldier to take off his helmet

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Always. Expect. Geese.

 

[Stevethulhu]

 

[Bunch]

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This is only one of the many reasons I love down jackets and comforters...

 

[Nobby-W]

This is only one of the many reasons I love down jackets and comforters...

I can heartily recommend a stiff goose-feather pillow. When I was recovering from my bypass I used to have to sleep sitting up in a La-Z-Boy. When it was new, the pillow was just stiff enough to let my head rest on it, nodded slightly forward, and I could sleep.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Faylar]

Damn Geese collaborators!

 

[Bunch]

I think it is nice they give them a parade before slaughtering them

 

[Faylar]

I think it is nice they give them a parade before slaughtering them

IKR? Those poor humans, don't know what is coming for them.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

This is like one of those Leni Riefenstahl films of Nazi troops parading around. It has a dreadful sense of foreboding.

 

[PolarBlues]

This is like one of those Leni Riefenstahl films of Nazi troops parading around. It has a dreadful sense of foreboding.

They call the march "goose step" for a reason.

 

[Fenris-77]

I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.

 

[Shipyard Locked]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Faylar]

This is supposed to be the "I hate Geese" thread... not a propaganda forum for pro geese sympathizers.!

 

[Faylar]

 

[Faylar]

A true Patriot... and no, not the car.

Spoiler: Dead Goose image

 

[Faylar]

Steve D. Goose Running For Mayor

Steve The Goose, a renowned celebrity, is entering politics

www.moosejawtoday.com

 

[Raleel]

 

[Faylar]

Giant fire breathing dragon geese... Mythras does that.

 

[EmperorNorton]

 

[Spellslinging Sellsword]

Just saw this on Reddit, Goose Hydra:

The Goose Hydra - Thieves Can't

This emerged somewhat organically in my Curse of Strahd game, so now you can have it, too. I’ve had “Hydra but it’s geese” scribbled into my D&D notebook for a *very* long time. I deeply dislike the random encounter tables in CoS, so I have been winging the random things players find on the...

www.yesthievescan.com

 

[Baulderstone]

Don't underestimate ducks.

 

[CRKrueger]

And they said it couldn’t happen here.

 

[AsenRG]

I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.

"I wasn't here last week. What happened to your previous PCs?"
"The goose got them".

 

[PolarBlues]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Baulderstone]

Have we had this one yet?

We have, but that one never gets old.

 

[PolarBlues]

We have, but that one never gets old.

If that is the case, then _delete thread pls, thank you very much.

 

[Bunch]

If that is the case, then _delete thread pls, thank you very much.

So SWO!

 

[opaopajr]

Ducks are so metal.

 

[TristramEvans]