I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

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Ignorant foreigner questions: is there much Inuktitut spoken there, do you have it yourself?
I think it's mostly Algonquin spoken by the tribes up north. Could be wrong though.
 

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This is only one of the many reasons I love down jackets and comforters...
I can heartily recommend a stiff goose-feather pillow. When I was recovering from my bypass I used to have to sleep sitting up in a La-Z-Boy. When it was new, the pillow was just stiff enough to let my head rest on it, nodded slightly forward, and I could sleep.
 

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I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.
 

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This is supposed to be the "I hate Geese" thread... not a propaganda forum for pro geese sympathizers.! :tongue:
 

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A true Patriot... and no, not the car.

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Just saw this on Reddit, Goose Hydra:

 
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I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.
"I wasn't here last week. What happened to your previous PCs?"
"The goose got them".
 

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Have we had this one yet?

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We started out from Boone one cold December morn'
There was just the four of us against the Murderhorn
There was Albert the Australian and Jon the Irishman
Me and Bill from Britain, mad dogs in the sun

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have tried and men have died
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

One mile up we lost Jon and the rations fell below
Al and Bill a lyin' beneath an avalanche of snow
Here I am all alone and I know I cannot stop
Two more yards in front of me before I reach the top

Well, here I am a dyin' upon the Murderhorn
Not a grave for me to lie in nor a thing to keep me warm!
The Queen would surely knight me if I could get back down
But it's closer here to Hellfire than it is back to the ground...

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have died and men have tried
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

-Jody Crowley, from her final journal entry

On a totally and completely unrelated note, who's excited for my Vampire Sabbat game that's coming up?
 

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We started out from Boone one cold December morn'
There was just the four of us against the Murderhorn
There was Albert the Australian and Jon the Irishman
Me and Bill from Britain, mad dogs in the sun

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have tried and men have died
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

One mile up we lost Jon and the rations fell below
Al and Bill a lyin' beneath an avalanche of snow
Here I am all alone and I know I cannot stop
Two more yards in front of me before I reach the top

Well, here I am a dyin' upon the Murderhorn
Not a grave for me to lie in nor a thing to keep me warm!
The Queen would surely knight me if I could get back down
But it's closer here to Hellfire than it is back to the ground...

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have died and men have tried
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

-Jody Crowley, from her final journal entry

On a totally and completely unrelated note, who's excited for my Vampire Sabbat game that's coming up?
You know this is the anti geese thread right? Let's try not to encourage thread drift...
 

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You know this is the anti geese thread right? Let's try not to encourage thread drift...

But this is a free roaming thread.

Drifting is what we do...

But seriously, fuck geese.
 
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