I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

[Bunch]

The population in mostly Inuit, so it's quite common. Ive taken some classes, but I dont speak it.

The geese probably do. And they're listening, watching, waiting.

 

[Fenris-77]

Geese get shot and eaten up here at a
rate that would everyone in this thread very happy.

 

[Faylar]

Ignorant foreigner questions: is there much Inuktitut spoken there, do you have it yourself?

I think it's mostly Algonquin spoken by the tribes up north. Could be wrong though.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Fenris-77]

Task one: get the rebel alliance soldier to take off his helmet

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Always. Expect. Geese.

 

[Stevethulhu]

 

[Bunch]

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This is only one of the many reasons I love down jackets and comforters...

 

[Nobby-W]

This is only one of the many reasons I love down jackets and comforters...

I can heartily recommend a stiff goose-feather pillow. When I was recovering from my bypass I used to have to sleep sitting up in a La-Z-Boy. When it was new, the pillow was just stiff enough to let my head rest on it, nodded slightly forward, and I could sleep.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Faylar]

Damn Geese collaborators!

 

[Bunch]

I think it is nice they give them a parade before slaughtering them

 

[Faylar]

I think it is nice they give them a parade before slaughtering them

IKR? Those poor humans, don't know what is coming for them.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

This is like one of those Leni Riefenstahl films of Nazi troops parading around. It has a dreadful sense of foreboding.

 

[PolarBlues]

This is like one of those Leni Riefenstahl films of Nazi troops parading around. It has a dreadful sense of foreboding.

They call the march "goose step" for a reason.

 

[Fenris-77]

I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.

 

[Shipyard Locked]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Faylar]

This is supposed to be the "I hate Geese" thread... not a propaganda forum for pro geese sympathizers.!

 

[Faylar]

 

[Faylar]

A true Patriot... and no, not the car.

Spoiler: Dead Goose image

 

[Faylar]

Steve D. Goose Running For Mayor

Steve The Goose, a renowned celebrity, is entering politics

www.moosejawtoday.com

 

[Raleel]

 

[Faylar]

Giant fire breathing dragon geese... Mythras does that.

 

[EmperorNorton]

 

[Spellslinging Sellsword]

Just saw this on Reddit, Goose Hydra:

The Goose Hydra - Thieves Can't

This emerged somewhat organically in my Curse of Strahd game, so now you can have it, too. I’ve had “Hydra but it’s geese” scribbled into my D&D notebook for a *very* long time. I deeply dislike the random encounter tables in CoS, so I have been winging the random things players find on the...

www.yesthievescan.com

 

[Baulderstone]

Don't underestimate ducks.

 

[CRKrueger]

And they said it couldn’t happen here.

 

[AsenRG]

I statted up a big mean goose for my Black Hack game

Dino-goose HD 8 HP 50 Speed: Normal
Armour Dice: 4 Savage Beak (close 1) 15 Dmg
Stubborn: any odd-numbered Attack rolls that hit the Dino-Goose do half damage as they are absorbed by it's scaly skin,
Charge: the Dino-Goose uses it's vestigal wings to leap into combat, and does double damage with it's first attack.
Terror: Make a WIS test upon first seeing the Dino-goose. Failure means you are overcome with terror and spend the next d4 Moments fleeing.

"I wasn't here last week. What happened to your previous PCs?"
"The goose got them".

 

[PolarBlues]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Baulderstone]

Have we had this one yet?

We have, but that one never gets old.

 

[PolarBlues]

We have, but that one never gets old.

If that is the case, then _delete thread pls, thank you very much.

 

[Bunch]

If that is the case, then _delete thread pls, thank you very much.

So SWO!

 

[opaopajr]

Ducks are so metal.

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Doc Sammy]

We started out from Boone one cold December morn'
There was just the four of us against the Murderhorn
There was Albert the Australian and Jon the Irishman
Me and Bill from Britain, mad dogs in the sun

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have tried and men have died
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

One mile up we lost Jon and the rations fell below
Al and Bill a lyin' beneath an avalanche of snow
Here I am all alone and I know I cannot stop
Two more yards in front of me before I reach the top

Well, here I am a dyin' upon the Murderhorn
Not a grave for me to lie in nor a thing to keep me warm!
The Queen would surely knight me if I could get back down
But it's closer here to Hellfire than it is back to the ground...

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have died and men have tried
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

-Jody Crowley, from her final journal entry

On a totally and completely unrelated note, who's excited for my Vampire Sabbat game that's coming up?

 

[Bunch]

We started out from Boone one cold December morn'
There was just the four of us against the Murderhorn
There was Albert the Australian and Jon the Irishman
Me and Bill from Britain, mad dogs in the sun

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have tried and men have died
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

One mile up we lost Jon and the rations fell below
Al and Bill a lyin' beneath an avalanche of snow
Here I am all alone and I know I cannot stop
Two more yards in front of me before I reach the top

Well, here I am a dyin' upon the Murderhorn
Not a grave for me to lie in nor a thing to keep me warm!
The Queen would surely knight me if I could get back down
But it's closer here to Hellfire than it is back to the ground...

Murderhorn! Murderhorn!
Men have died and men have tried
To climb the Murderhorn!
That mighty Murderhorn!

-Jody Crowley, from her final journal entry

On a totally and completely unrelated note, who's excited for my Vampire Sabbat game that's coming up?

You know this is the anti geese thread right? Let's try not to encourage thread drift...

 

[Doc Sammy]

You know this is the anti geese thread right? Let's try not to encourage thread drift...

But this is a free roaming thread.

Drifting is what we do...

But seriously, fuck geese.

 

[Bunch]

This nightmare just arrived