I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

[Tulpa Girl]

This nightmare just arrived

 

[Tulpa Girl]

And now they're commandeering other life forms as their servants.

 

[Bunch]

And now they're commandeering other life forms as their servants.

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Bastards are building an army...

 

[PolarBlues]

Bastards are building an army...

Yes. It was always going to come down to this. A final showdown was inevitable.

 

[Bunch]

Yes. It was always going to come down to this. A final showdown was inevitable.

What I find annoying is just how much political influence they have! A international bilateral agreement not to harm them?!? What blackmail do they have on the Canadians? Did they secretly record them being impolite or something?

 

[urbwar]

Every winter, Geese from Canada fly down to Portland. Guess our winter is more acceptable to them. So we have these flocks where I work, and they crap all over the damn place. So when we do our outside patrols, it's like doing an obstacle course. The bigger ones are the real pain, as the smaller ones tends to hang out on the main grassy area at the front of the property.

The big ones have settled on one of the fab supervisors named Roger. He's a really nice guy, but a few times, they've come at him as he was going to and from his car at night. It's now become a running joke between us that I offer to escort him to his car now. He asked me what I could do to stop them, and I told him I warned the geese that I have a George Foreman grill, and would not hesitate to throw them on it. Needless to say, they don't bother me, but he still has issues sometimes (as he never lets me escort him).

 

[Fenris-77]

What I find annoying is just how much political influence they have! A international bilateral agreement not to harm them?!? What blackmail do they have on the Canadians? Did they secretly record them being impolite or something?

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of incriminating recordings.

 

[spittingimage]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of incriminating recordings.

Geese probably control the roasted bean supply to Tim Hortons.

 

[Fenris-77]

Geese probably control the roasted bean supply to Tim Hortons.

They actually control the formadyhyde supply that they soak the beans in to make it more addicitive.

 

[PolarBlues]

A goose walks into a pub. It takes a look around then says to the bartender, "This sure is a swo pub."

The bartender reaches for the shotgun under the counter, shoots the goose and replies, "It is now".

How it was determined that there was, in fact, a shotgun behind the bad would be the subject of a heated, 26 page debate in the Tabletop Gaming Discussions section with many a meme included.

 

[urbwar]

Geese are in cahoots with gremlins. More than once while living in NYC, there would be a news report or article about geese near JFK mucking up a jet engine by being sucked into it. Intentionally sabotaging aircraft by sacrificing themselves is straight up terrorist shit.

 

[Stevethulhu]

 

[David Johansen]

 

[Giganotosaurus]

 

[David Johansen]

I thought it was a significant downgrade for the goose.

 

[ffilz]

Hey, it's not like there isn't precedent--Runequest has had ducks for longer than you've been alive, and apparently, they are Not To Be Trifled With.

(I remember some very painful nips from a barnyard goose thirty years ago, and I got hissed at by a Canadian goose last summer. They've got teeth!)

Wait... Geese Have Teeth?! Goose Teeth Pictures, Facts, Debunked Myths

Wondering if geese really have teeth? Or if it's all just a clever internet scam? You're in the right place! We've got the low down on all things goose teeth related. Geese Can't Really Have Teeth...

justbirding.com

 

[David Johansen]

 

[Bunch]

I chose to see a duck.

 

[David Johansen]

Nope it's definantly a fish.

 

[Ragr]

Fowl play! Goose pitch invasion halts WSL game

Several geese stop play at People's Pension Stadium during Brighton's 1-0 win over Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Fenris-77]

I just had this mental image of demon geese men invading society. They look like normal people but have a savage goose head and neck that pops out of their human mouths like an alien tongue to fuck people up. I also wish I hadn't had this thought.

 

[Harl Quinn]

I just had this mental image of demon geese men invading society. They look like normal people but have a savage goose head and neck that pops out of their human mouths like an alien tongue to fuck people up. I also wish I hadn't had this thought.

Just what we need to fight the Mechanoids in Bunch's Justifiers reboot! Quick! To the genetics lab!

 

[TristramEvans]