I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

[JAMUMU]

Pretty much. You can get geese to roast for Christmas in supermarkets in most of Europe (the tradition predates introduction of turkeys here), and you can buy goose fat in the supermarkets as well. Apparently goose fat is good for roasting as it doesn't mind high temperatures.

I've used goose fat for Christmas dinners before. While it did roast the spuds, they were left tasting a bit, I dunno, "goosey". Beef dripping is the safer option.

 

[Bunch]

I've used goose fat for Christmas dinners before. While it did roast the spuds, they were left tasting a bit, I dunno, "goosey". Beef dripping is the safer option.

Give Geese a chance to spoil something and they will. Every. Damn. Time!

 

[Ronnie Sanford]

How does goose taste? I imagine it's a rich, fatty bird akin to a duck.

The ONLY thing good about a goose is how it taste when roasted and basted in cherry glaze. Very much like duck!

 

[soltakss]

How does goose taste? I imagine it's a rich, fatty bird akin to a duck.

It is a bit fattier than a duck but the meat has a stronger taste.

I have it either roasted or in soups.

It makes extremely delicious soup, but you have to blow on the soup for 10 minutes before eating, otherwise the molten fat binds to your mouth in a most unpleasant way.

 

[Nobby-W]

Seen on the interwebs today . . .

 

[Bunch]

Seen on the interwebs today . . .

The good and pure rally to defend against the Canadian onslaught!

 

[ReluctantGM]

The good and pure rally to defend against the Canadian onslaught!

RISE MY BRETHEREN AND BRING THE FIGHT TO THE BASTARDS THAT WOULD HUNT US DOWN!

SHOW NO MERCY!

HONK HONK MOTHERLOVERS!

 

[Nobby-W]

Is this a glamour shot of Bunch? Who knows?

 

[Bunch]

Is this a glamour shot of Bunch? Who knows?

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We really need that Hate emoticon.

 

[lgm]

We really need that Hate emoticon.

 

[Bunch]

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Perfection.

 

[Lofgeornost]

Just to make it clear that my avatar is doing its bit in the struggle against the foe:

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[thebigh]

Ayyy! Me no goosta.

 

[spittingimage]

By artist Alex Hamilton

 

[Stumpydave]

They've stepped up their attacks!

Goose flies into electric pole causing major power cut and field fire in Arreton

A field fire has been tackled by firefighters in Arreton this evening (Thursday).

www.countypress.co.uk

 

[Simon Hogwood]

 

[Doc Sammy]

I moved from Virginia to ol' New Jersey
Worked all my life for husbando bishies
Tamaki-senpai told me hard times are near
Doesn't me a thing cause they're already here

Daylight til dark, my work's never done
Lord have mercy on this shinobi's son!

Husbando Noctis is home sick with the flu
I'm watching Ouran Host Club and soaking up that booze
Just moved out of Roanoke and I ain't coming back
Ain't a goth goose in Star City that can follow my track

My waifu Astolfo came up from down south
He can chew bubblegum right out of your mouth
We hear the sqwaking but they ain't in our sight
Them goth geese are here to ruin our gaming night

Daylight til dark, my work's never done
Lord have mercy on this shinobi's son!

Because the only thing more terifying than geese are goth geese!

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Bunch]

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Cheap knock off of Geese Gone Wild 3. Don't buy it.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Cheap knock off of Geese Gone Wild 3. Don't buy it.

Ah, a goose enthusiast, I see.

*takes notes*

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Ah, a goose enthusiast, I see.

*takes notes*

He tries to hide his shameful love of geese by vehemently denouncing the goose menace.

 

[Nobby-W]

Ah, a goose enthusiast, I see.

*takes notes*

He tries to hide his shameful love of geese by vehemently denouncing the goose menace.

I mean we still don't actually know he isn't just 3 geese in a trenchcoat.

 

[spittingimage]

I mean we still don't actually know he isn't just 3 geese in a trenchcoat.

We need some kind of test.

But not a ducking stool. That could only go badly.

 

[Kilted Rob]

 

[Stumpydave]

 

[Bunch]

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Fight the oppressors! Nuke Canada?

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Fight the oppressors! Nuke Canada?

 

[Bunch]

I know the holy book. Are you a believer as well?

 

[Giganotosaurus]

I know the holy book. Are you a believer as well?

 

[ffilz]

I saw this on Facebook a while ago and just remembered to post it here...

 

[Armchair Gamer]

I spotted this on Facebook and couldn't help but think of this site:

 

[Nobby-W]

So it turns out that this exists -

 

[Bunch]

So it turns out that this exists -

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Of course it does.
If we weren't so busy arming Ukraine we could invade Canada. But then again we could just ask for it. They'd probably just give us the country. They're so nice.

 

[PolarBlues]

Of course it does.
If we weren't so busy arming Ukraine we could invade Canada.

Again? Didn't work out in 1812, what makes you think it would go any differently this time?

 

[Bunch]

Again? Didn't work out in 1812, what makes you think it would go any differently this time?

That was pre ritual. Now that all the nations hate, malice and aggression have been transfered to their geese they're much more agreeable

 

[Andrew J. Luther]

That was pre ritual. Now that all the nations hate, malice and aggression have been transfered to their geese they're much more agreeable

Actually, we’re mostly a bunch of passive aggressive assholes. At least, I know I am.

 

[Bunch]

Actually, we’re mostly a bunch of passive aggressive assholes. At least, I know I am.

Yeah but that works well with self absorbed Americans because we aren't paying enough attention to what you're feeling to notice it's passive aggressive.

 

[Armchair Gamer]

Actually, we’re mostly a bunch of passive aggressive assholes. At least, I know I am.

I can believe that. I live in a border state that's much the same way.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Yeah but that works well with self absorbed Americans because we aren't paying enough attention to what you're feeling to notice it's passive aggressive.

While the Canadians are busy being passive aggressive, and the Americans are busy being self-absorbed, the Liechtensteiners sinisterly watch from the shadows plotting their eventual rise to power.