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I love that everyone thinks Canadians are like the nicest people, and we're actually the most passive-aggressive populace on the planet.
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By the way it's mating season for Canadian geese right now and those bastards are loud and territorial."Sorry"
You're just saying that to fit in.I love that everyone thinks Canadians are like the nicest people, and we're actually the most passive-aggressive populace on the planet.
So what are the odds they weren't simply watching each other's backs and trying to keep the horny geese off their tails?By the way it's mating season for Canadian geese right now and those bastards are loud and territorial.
It might also be bald eagle matting season. I saw 15 flying in a group circling outside my house this morning.
You'll be right at home, then.Ah Canada, where I misspent my youth getting swimming lessons. I've never found a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Too little too late.
My wife is a Persian Canadian. I may as well have married a goose. I have seen untold passive horrors.I love that everyone thinks Canadians are like the nicest people, and we're actually the most passive-aggressive populace on the planet.
Kill the geese! Spill their blood!WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT???
America Did Too Good a Job at Saving Canada Geese
Americans almost drove Canada geese to extinction; now they are so numerous, they’re a nuisance. What do we do next?www.theatlantic.com
Do you sell something in a combo-pack, like a flaming pitchfork? I'd like to angry mob on a budget...You know... I sell pitchforks and torches...
You're in luck! The Flaming Pitchforks are on sale! Get 3 for the price of 1! We also have flaming chainsaws at buy one get one free! Flaming swards, however are up charged, as anyone who buys a flaming sward doesn't deserve their money.Do you sell something in a combo-pack, like a flaming pitchfork? I'd like to angry mob on a budget...
Cool, Ill take two.of the flaming pitchforks, a couple extra cans of sterno, a pair of those silicon oven mitts, and three packs of that spicy jerky you have behind the counter. Put it on my tab....You're in luck! The Flaming Pitchforks are on sale! Get 3 for the price of 1! We also have flaming chainsaws at buy one get one free! Flaming swards, however are up charged, as anyone who buys a flaming sward doesn't deserve their money.
Sorry, we don't do tabs anymore after the tragic Frankenstein Mob fire.Cool, Ill take two.of the flaming pitchforks, a couple extra cans of sterno, a pair of those silicon oven mitts, and three packs of that spicy jerky you have behind the counter. Put it on my tab....
Fine. Asshole. fenris-77 starts counting pennies...Sorry, we don't do tabs anymore after the tragic Frankenstein Mob fire.
HERETIC!!! He loves the geese! Burn him with my affordable torches and pitchforks!They'll be no burnings today!
Flaming swards, however are up charged, as anyone who buys a flaming sward doesn't deserve their money.
Great. So now we have to deal with geese that can set shit on fire.HERETIC!!! He loves the geese! Burn him with my affordable torches and pitchforks!
Leave your membership card by the door on your way out, K?Until I was 7 or 8 my family referred to me as "Goose" or "The Goose"
Thanks for the warning!The NYTimes Wordle is Goose today. Beware it's fowl tricks.
Goosewatch is always on duty.Thanks for the warning!
Believe me I watch this increase of these fowl beasts every year. I keep hoping the bald eagles will kill the baby geese but all I actually see is the poor duckies decrease.While the turkeys grant protection, the geese are not idle, raising new generations of terror.
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Like heaven. Eating pure evil is as good as it getsHow does goose taste? I imagine it's a rich, fatty bird akin to a duck.
Be careful, you are what you eat.Like heaven. Eating pure evil is as good as it gets
Like heaven. Eating pure evil is as good as it gets
Don't eat lesser evils.Yet a wa
Yet a wasp in the mouth is not the enjoyable experience the above statement would indicate.
Not yet but I will be. Just give me time.Be careful, you are what you eat.
Pretty much. You can get geese to roast for Christmas in supermarkets in most of Europe (the tradition predates introduction of turkeys here), and you can buy goose fat in the supermarkets as well. Apparently goose fat is good for roasting as it doesn't mind high temperatures.How does goose taste? I imagine it's a rich, fatty bird akin to a duck.