So the PCs are about to encounter a local holiday called Vonker's Day, which is quite similar to the Valentine's Day we have here on Earth. When one of the locals explains it to them, they will be told it's "a celebration of love, sex, flowers, chocolate, and [thing x]," where [thing x] = something that has nothing at all to do with our Valentine's Day & is completely absurd when paired with the other four things.
Any suggestions for what [thing x] should be?
Any suggestions for what [thing x] should be?