CRKrueger
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The movie Bram Stoker’s Dracula was awesome, but there’s one part I really never like about vampire movies...how the vampires suck in combat.
Vlad Tepes, a descendant of Attila, saved Europe from the Ottoman Empire practically singlehandedly, and then gets taken out by a Texan with a Bowie Knife. The dude was great in melee combat at a time when if you weren’t, you were dead, and THEN becomes the First Vampire.
Yeah, I know, God’s Madmen, etc, but still...I want the vampire movie where it opens with the guys hunting the Master Vampire and not finding him, and offing his bride instead, and then he wakes up and lays waste to the entire fucking town.
Vlad Tepes, a descendant of Attila, saved Europe from the Ottoman Empire practically singlehandedly, and then gets taken out by a Texan with a Bowie Knife. The dude was great in melee combat at a time when if you weren’t, you were dead, and THEN becomes the First Vampire.
Yeah, I know, God’s Madmen, etc, but still...I want the vampire movie where it opens with the guys hunting the Master Vampire and not finding him, and offing his bride instead, and then he wakes up and lays waste to the entire fucking town.