Nonsense battle cries!

[E-Rocker]

I'm trying to come up with some new bad-guy factions for my campaign, and I feel like some nonsense battle cries would help with inspiration. What have you got?

One I used in my old campaign was, "Leverage the synergistic paradigm!"

 

[Gabriel]

One that a player continuously used in my Robotech game: "Salad Shoooooter!"

And...

"Yeah, Toast!" (Has a different connotation when used when rushing into battle rather than as a post kill one liner.)

 

[Tulpa Girl]

"Emasculate the eschaton!"

 

[Nobby-W]

Things Mr. Welch is no longer allowed to do in a RPG:

355. My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"

I'm currently playing a monk in 5e Spellslinger who looks nothing at all like David Carradine, but may once have uttered a victory yell of "Combo, Combo, Combo, FATALITY!"

 

[Fenris-77]

"You shall not have my waffles dire beast! Die on the fork of destiny!!" (I love halfling characters)

 

[Gabriel]

355. My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"

Just using what some fight games say before each round could be a vast fount of nonsense battle cries.

Is it Blaz Blue or Guity Gear where the opener is: "Heaven or Hell! Engage!"

 

[zanshin]

'Good for the good God!' gets currency in my games.

 

[Fenris-77]

'Good for the good God!' gets currency in my games.

Blood for the Blood Sausages!

 

[Picaroon Jack]

"HYPOTHERMIA!!!" is one that we've used.

 

[Lofgeornost]

Well, there are always the classics: "Spoon!" and "Not in the Face! Not in the Face!"

and for the verbose:

"You ain't got no friends on your left! You're right! You ain't got no friends on your right! You're left!
Sound off, hound-dog, tree frog!"

 

[Bunch]

To infinity and beyond!

 

[Shipyard Locked]

My oldest group is fond of a battle-'utterance' from an Ultima Online reference I sadly (?) did not personally experience:

(chuckle like Butt-Head) Kewl, some newbies 2 kill...

 

[Lofgeornost]

For the really old-school: "Fans are Slans!"

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[spittingimage]

There's the old classic "We're gonna cut yer cock off!"

Or the more recent vintage "Aussie aussie aussie! Oi oi oi!"

 

[Lofgeornost]

"HYPOTHERMIA!!!" is one that we've used.

Along those lines: "Premonstratensian!" "Antepenultimate!" "Ormolu!" "Prelapsarian!"

 

[Shipyard Locked]

A low droning chant, barely heard over the misty hills...
... finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good...

 

[Picaroon Jack]

A low droning chant, barely heard over the misty hills...
... finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good, finger-licking good...

 

[Chaotic Wooster]

My 3.0 Paladin's battle cry was "Read my Scripture!!"... Yelled as he charged with his great sword.

 

[Chris Brady]

I got nothing that's PG-13...

 

[Fenris-77]

I got nothing that's PG-13...

Then you're on the right site...

 

[James Gillen]

'Good for the good God!' gets currency in my games.

Corn for the Khorne God!

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[James Gillen]

At least I got chicken.

 

[Sloth_in_a_bowl]

"Come and kiss Jessica" Jessica was the name of the axe.

 

[PolarBlues]

"Veronika! Veronika! Veronika!"
"Reveal and revel!
"Now is not!"

erm....

Actually, it is surprisingly hard to come up with something that is utter nonsense, as stated in the thread title, and yet still sounds somewhat plausible.

 

[Shipyard Locked]

My 3.0 Paladin's battle cry was "Read my Scripture!!"... Yelled as he charged at his with his great sword.

"Read my fanfiction!"

It's carved on his sword.

 

[PolarBlues]

"Read my fanfiction!"

It's carved on his sword.

That's just evil. Are paladins allowed to issues that sort of threat?

 

[AsenRG]

"Read my fanfiction!"

It's carved on his sword.

A choice between death and a fate even worse than, I see...

 

[Bunch]

"Never interrupt coffee time!!!"

 

[Bunch]

"Never interrupt coffee time!!!"

To be honest I stole that from my brother who was an engineer on ships. It was an actual rule and yelled at other crew who interrupted coffee time. His feeling was if he was the person who had to clean, replace and debug problems with the poop pipes he deserved uninterrupted coffee time.

 

[Black Vulmea]

That's just evil. Are paladins allowed to issues that sort of threat?

Pretty sure it's in the vows.

 

[Lofgeornost]

"Don't Eat Yellow Snow!"

 

[Kilted Rob]

Come back so I may brain theeeee!

 

[Bunch]

"Someone's about to have a case of the mondays!!"

 

[Chris Brady]

"COCKADOODLEDOO!" The Barbarian was naked.

 

[CRKrueger]

Die, Geese! Die!

 

[Kilted Rob]

"Let me put my love into you!" Swings sword.

 

[Ossian]

I used to assign optional assignments to my players, which they could complete for ‘hero points,’ for things like re-rolls. One assignment was to come up with some battle cries. I found one of my players’ responses from circa 2002.

 

[James Gillen]

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!