- Jun 20, 2022
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A little more crayon/oils, a bit less photo, could be a new Salvidore Dali. Tried tagging "like a Dali painting" on to it?
I was excited about that site after discovering it due to the uproar, but everything I generated looked as wacked out as this.Ok, so I put "Woman with a bow and arrows, doing archery in killer high heels. Has Hairy legs. But has the legs to do it justice" into an AI art program, and got . . . this:Great, huh?
Makes me think of Waterworld, which is a guilty pleasure of mine.
Wait...Vader is a Human Bard now?Vader gets around, a play in 5 lines.
Vader: "Xenomorphs... I am your father."
Baby Xenomophs: "Skree! SkreeSkree Skreee!"*
Mrs. Xenomorph: "Skree Skree skree skree, hissss."**
Baby Xenomorphs: "Skree skree skree!"***
Vader: "Yeah, I have no idea what any of you are saying."
*Translation: No! It's not possible!
**Translation: It's true, children meet your father.
***Translation: You're not our real Dad!
The Boy has good genetics. Imagine Xenomorph XX121 (or Internecivus raptus) with all that force aptitude (cough midichlorians cough). Good genetics would make him so sexy to a queen... Now I am not working on the logistics of this (mind blanking...)Wait...Vader is a Human Bard now?
Sure, but Fighter/Thief/Wizard is exactly what you need to become a Bard in 1e, ain't it? Replace Wizards with a custom "Force Sorcerer" class and you're done!I don't think 1E has sorcerers. And anyway I was making an Order of the Stick joke.
It all started with this, one of my most set of images to date:
So I thought about it for a bit, about an hour or so, and I put down some notes. I created a document (with a lot of images - most of the 14 pages), with nearly 2k words about the setting. So I thought I would think out loud here on the Hub.
Oh shit, someone let him watch Dream of a Thousand Cats, didn't they?