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You have two cows. They're both veterans, about 40 years old and deep into a mid-life crisis. Somehow they have gotten hold of an old spaceship and a small arsenal of high-tech weaponry that they're not allowed to take off the ship so they mainly use shotguns instead. During their downtime in week-long jumps, they like to debate the minutae of Imperial succession and troop dispositions.
I thought it would be:Feng Shui:
You have two cows. Both of them are afraid of magic, so they prefer to stay away from HK and act using intermediaries, which they can afford to, since they're both insanely rich. You're a ragtag bunch that sometimes clashes with said intermediaries.
You have two cows. It's much easier to milk them if you backflip off a speeding tractor while releasing a sleeve-full of doves. No, I don't know why either.Feng Shui:
You have two cows. Both of them are afraid of magic, so they prefer to stay away from HK and act using intermediaries, which they can afford to, since they're both insanely rich. You're a ragtag bunch that sometimes clashes with said intermediaries.
Ahem...no? It just gets harder to milk them if you describe it the same way every time!You have two cows. It's much easier to milk them if you backflip off a speeding tractor while releasing a sleeve-full of doves. No, I don't know why either.
Or that!I thought it would be:
Feng Shui
You have two cows. Blam blam.....ratatatatat....kiiiii-yaaaaah! Boom!
That would be CoC or Delta Green, I believe. Or Kult. Maybe In Dark Alleys.Unknown Armies
You have two cows. They sneak into your room at night and whisper horrible secrets in your ear.
TravellerTraveller
You have two cows. They're both veterans, about 40 years old and deep into a mid-life crisis. Somehow they have gotten hold of an old spaceship and a small arsenal of high-tech weaponry that they're not allowed to take off the ship so they mainly use shotguns instead. During their downtime in week-long jumps, they like to debate the minutae of Imperial succession and troop dispositions.
Mechanoid Invasion
Your two cow colonists on a distant planet. Alien Invaders have come in and destroyed all the major cities. Humans have gone underground. The aliens are strip mining your new planet. Armed with Bic lighters and an overabundance of flatulence you attempt to take on the Invaders armed with plasma weapons and nukes. How long can you hold out?