The Dank Memes

[PolarBlues]

My dishwasher broke yesterday. Cue buying a good enough one in the used marketplace because waiting 3 weeks to get a new one in family of six is not fun. Got I love used. In stock and immediate pickup!

I can't miss the opportunity to repost this.

 

[Bunch]

I can't miss the opportunity to repost this.

You get me.

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[JAMUMU]

Ahh, up yer kilt ye transplahnted fooker. Ye cannae come back once yer gone. Or yeah, we could certainly try that out.

Fkn wee shitebags. Ye'll get yir fkn baws felt, ya fkn cnts. Gies a fkn toot eh yir smack, fore sum cunt fones e polis. Eccies? Gies a fkn swallae ur yir fkn speckled doves, ya wee bawbag. Sweeties fur aw, gies wan a yir fkn mick mills, eh? TheTimeFrequency furever, Oranjuice or nuthin, Bell'n'fkn'Sebastibaws ya wee bastard. Carve ye like an English roast, serve ye wi fkn tatties n gravy ya fat bastard. Pablo Tescobar. Cunts.

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[bleys21]

Fkn wee shitebags. Ye'll get yir fkn baws felt, ya fkn cnts. Gies a fkn toot eh yir smack, fore sum cunt fones e polis. Eccies? Gies a fkn swallae ur yir fkn speckled doves, ya wee bawbag. Sweeties fur aw, gies wan a yir fkn mick mills, eh? TheTimeFrequency furever, Oranjuice or nuthin, Bell'n'fkn'Sebastibaws ya wee bastard. Carve ye like an English roast, serve ye wi fkn tatties n gravy ya fat bastard. Pablo Tescobar. Cunts.

Took a little while to get that served up, but there ya go ya fkn cnts!

 

[Godfather Punk]

 

[PolarBlues]

In truth, I don't actually get half of the memes being posted. I don't ask because that would mean admitting how terminally uncool I really am.

That said, I suspect there are cases where not knowing is for the best.

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Bunch]

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So did you hear it fart?

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Giganotosaurus]

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They just adjusted to better serve their ageing customer base. The kids that bought toy guns grew up to buy real guns.

 

[Vile Traveller]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Godfather Punk]

My new car has some weird dashboard warnings that are not in the manual. Like this icon of a guy taking a dump.



Anyone knows If this is serious?

 

[Rich H]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Bunch]

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Haha I thought it was going to be a corpse but you got me there!

 

[Rich H]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Rich H]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Agemegos]

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Haydn?

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Haydn?

He'll be Bach.

 

[Agemegos]

He'll be Bach.

Yeah, I puzzled it out eventually. It’s just that Bach is not a musician whom I associate with Mozart and Beethoven at all — different era, different country, very different style of music. I was left blank for several seconds. When you mention Mozart and Beethoven I think first of Vienna about 1800, the piano, and thick orchestration with comparatively little polyphony. It’s a long way from there to Leipzig around 1740, the organ and harpsichord, and intensely contrapuntal arrangements for small orchestras.