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I worked as a mover one summer. These movers liked to work long days. Their goal was to be getting overtime as soon as they could on Wednesday for a work week starting Monday. So I started at 6am worked all day loading up a truck. Around 11pm we were taking the elevator down to get in the truck and oh the elevator breaks. Me and three other movers in this elevator for an hour and a half. They were so happy because this was just adding to their hours and they could take a nap.I was trapped by myself in an elevator in my work building. It was 6 P.M. on a Friday night, I was leaving work for the day, with plans for the weekend... when all of the sudden, the elevator just stopped. I was stuck in it for about a hour and 20 minutes.
I never knew so many women liked the smell of colon.
dating sure has changed since I was on the market...I never knew so many women liked the smell of colon.
Yeah all those years I assumed being called an asshole was an insult not a term of affection.dating sure has changed since I was on the market...
I worked as a mover one summer. These movers liked to work long days. Their goal was to be getting overtime as soon as they could on Wednesday for a work week starting Monday. So I started at 6am worked all day loading up a truck. Around 11pm we were taking the elevator down to get in the truck and oh the elevator breaks. Me and three other movers in this elevator for an hour and a half. They were so happy because this was just adding to their hours and they could take a nap.
I think the last one really needs a dad-joke emoji.
Huh. All these years, I've only been eating celery.
You have no idea how glad I am to hear that.Huh. All these years, I've only been eating celery.
Because of this meme, Neil Diamond has retired the song "Done too Soon."
Yeah I gather the ending of GoT has some people regretting their naming choices.
This is going directly to my friend with a son named Octavian.
Has the kid got seven older brothers?This is going directly to my friend with a son named Octavian.
Ah yes, the Western Washingtonian Motto.