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Get out of my head!
From Alfred Hitchcocks' 'Missed Opportunities' files...
Elizabeth, Lich-Queen of England.
French novel: Let's go to a party and find someone else's wife.
My favourite restaurant misspelling of all time was at a Thai restaurant in Bournemouth. Bear in mind that I really like what the Americans call eggplants.Slightly related... We had a great Chinese restaurant across the road from our old apartment which had "jumbled egg" on the menu. More interestingly, I was tempted to order the 'intriguing' dish of "pork to the pleasure".
Honestly it looks like he's struggling to take a shit. In the tub no less! Ewwww!
More likely hold one in when he suddenly realizes he's about to have explosive diarrhea.Honestly it looks like he's struggling to take a shit. In the tub no less! Ewwww!
It's ok man, I know it is hard when someone shits on your hobby .There is nothing funny about tubsharting.
Chumbawamba's greatest hit.There is nothing funny about tubsharting.
Hey thanks for the foreshadowing dude! My youngest son has a nasal drip and swallowed a bunch of chlorinated pool water giving him the runs and requiring a bath...... Fun times were not had.There is nothing funny about tubsharting.
Many of my posts contain cryptic warnings of impending disaster, but few have the wit to see them in time.Hey thanks for the foreshadowing dude! My youngest son has a nasal drip and swallowed a bunch of chlorinated pool water giving him the runs and requiring a bath...... Fun times were not had.
I guess I should have called it foreshittering.Many of my posts contain cryptic warnings of impending disaster, but few have the wit to see them in time.
This reminds me of a funny story dad told me. My grandmother(his mom) was in her late 60s or 70s one time and had to go into the hospital for surgery. He flew out to see her and sat with her in the hospital while she was unconscious. He was obviously worried but he consoled himself with the fact that her heart beat steady and strong all the whole he sat with her. After a couple hours of doing this it suddenly dawned on him. Of course her heart is steady as a rock. She had a pacemaker put in a few years back....