The Greatest Album Covers

[Mankcam]

Nothing captures Rock'n'Roll like wearing natty jackets and having a day at the zoo...


Not sure if I want any further demonstration of his Nimble Fingers...

 

[Endless Flight]

 

[Endless Flight]

 

[Giganotosaurus]

So many of these people need to learn how to smile like a human being.

 

[Nobby-W]

So many of these people need to learn how to smile like a human being.

You know it takes years to teach that to Lizard Men.

 

[Nobby-W]

Tulpa Girl says "Hold my beer . . . "

*cracks knuckles*

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[Picaroon Jack]

How are these flipping real????

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Self Saboteur]

 

[Longfingers]

Wasn't his party trick bursting a hot water bottle with his lungs?

 

[Self Saboteur]

Wasn't his party trick bursting a hot water bottle with his lungs?

Haha yes that’s him

 

[remial]

Wasn't his party trick bursting a hot water bottle with his lungs?

he what? HOW?

 

[Longfingers]

he what? HOW?

Apparently just blew into it. Need to try and find video evidence!

 

[Lofgeornost]

According to the band, this is one of the ugliest album covers of all time. I can't deny their conclusion:

 

[Dyrnwyn]

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Billy Joel has come a very long way indeed.

 

[Acmegamer]

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If I recall, that's Billy Joel on the right, in the Attila band.

Edit: damn, D Dyrnwyn beat me to it. I should have scrolled further down. lol

 

[Self Saboteur]

Apparently just blew into it. Need to try and find video evidence!

Only video I could find

 

[remial]

did you hear how his wife died?

he was going down on her and he sneezed

yeah, I'm going to hell for that one

 

[bleys21]

According to the band, this is one of the ugliest album covers of all time. I can't deny their conclusion:

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Yeah, that is one really horrible album cover that encloses a serious amount of great music...

 

[Baulderstone]

According to the band, this is one of the ugliest album covers of all time. I can't deny their conclusion:

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I'm a fan of Steely Dan, but I do have to wonder how they got their hands on dodgy AI art way back in 1972.

 

[bleys21]

I'm a fan of Steely Dan, but I do have to wonder how they got their hands on dodgy AI art way back in 1972.

Walter Becker invented a time machine. Its the only plausible answer...

I mean, look at him. He looks like he could invent a time machine. Or was one of the original Microsoft employees...

For reference:

 

[Lofgeornost]

And "Pretzel Logic" is about time travel...

 

[bleys21]

And "Pretzel Logic" is about time travel...

See!?!? Its all making perfect sense now! He obviously faked his death to use his time machine to go make the world a better place...or perhaps become its overlord?

 

[StubbornMule]

Ruling over us all with his big metal dildo?

 

[bleys21]

Ruling over us all with his big metal dildo?

I mean, I didn't say he had a good plan...

 

[Baulderstone]

Walter Becker invented a time machine. Its the only plausible answer...

I mean, look at him. He looks like he could invent a time machine. Or was one of the original Microsoft employees...

For reference:

Earthmen have no defense against tomorrow's girls.

 

[James Gillen]

See!?!? Its all making perfect sense now! He obviously faked his death to use his time machine to go make the world a better place...or perhaps become its overlord?

These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago...

 

[Lofgeornost]

See!?!? Its all making perfect sense now! He obviously faked his death to use his time machine to go make the world a better place...or perhaps become its overlord?

These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago...

Well, any world that I'm welcome to...

 

[Self Saboteur]

 

[Turkey Lurkie]

 

[Turkey Lurkie]

 

[Mosker]

Name, artists and art make this also a suitable crossover for the "Campaign from a music video" thread.

(As it's hard to read:
Album: Baron Von Tollbooth and the Chrome Nun
Artist: Paul Kantner, Grace Slick & David Freiberg

[Consider post on Jefferson Airplane added to "what are you listening to?" thread]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Getting back to some properly awful and questionable album covers, as God intended...

 

[Mosker]

Getting back to some properly awful and questionable album covers, as God intended...

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In my dream world, Tulpa Girl, I own spotify and give you the salary that will keep you there and the budget to secure rights to these...

 

[Telok]

Volumes 1 through 8 also feature laser tits. Vol 9 is the tame one after a couple of those. I blame drugs.

I need more interesting drugs.