The what the hell you actually look like thread

[The Butcher]

Yes, some of you have had your actual mugs as avatar for years. We noticed. Thank you for your candor.

I’ve recently seen actual photographic evidence of two regular posters looking unabashedly human and thought I’d throw my hat on the ring.

Also I just like this pic. Ladies, look out, I’m single and (almost) ready to mingle.

 

[Simon Hogwood]

Thank you for your candor.

You're welcome.

 

[PolarBlues]

My avatar isn't perhaps the most life-like picture, so here's a more recent pic.

 

[Agemegos]

 

[3rik]

I can hardly bear looking at pics of myself, let alone unnecessarily exposing other people to them.

 

[A Fiery Flying Roll]

Try not to get too aroused, boys and girls.

 

[AsenRG]

Try not to get too aroused, boys and girls.

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I tried, successfully!

So this is the selfies thread? We've had lots of shelfies already, maybe it was time to add selfies as well!

 

[Tommy Brownell]

I thought my picture was pretty clear.

 

[Tommy Brownell]

Fine. Here's me with some sweet finger guns for you.

 

[3rik]

My avatar isn't perhaps the most life-like picture, so here's a more recent pic.

You haven't aged one bit.

 

[PolarBlues]

You haven't aged one bit.

Thank you. I put it down to good genes and healthy living.

 

[3rik]

Thank you. I put it down to good genes and healthy living.

Cryogenics?

 

[Tulpa Girl]

There are practical real-world reasons why I don't put an image of myself where it is easily accessible on the internet.

But also, I rather like the lot of you, so I see no reason to subject you to 1d20/1d3 Sanity loss.

 

[AsenRG]

But also, I rather like the lot of you, so I see no reason to subject you to 1d20/1d3 Sanity loss.

That was almost going to be my line...but then I realized that I'm fine with the San loss from my face. Not sure what that says about me, since I rather like this lot, too!

 

[Tommy Brownell]

I clearly don't care about the damage I inflict to you all with my ugly mug.

 

[AsenRG]

I clearly don't care about the damage I inflict to you all with my ugly mug.

Eh, I'm inculcated - you look a lot like one of the teachers in my high school!

 

[JamesV]

Break out your 'beardy older-dude' bingo cards everyone!

 

[Voros]

No shit, you're all a lot more handsome than I assumed.

 

[Mankcam]

Yeah that's me over this past decade
(That last photo was taken only two days ago, celebrating being alive on this planet for 50 years)
I need to be like Dorian Gray, and instead just let my avatar grow older, heh heh

 

[Tommy Brownell]

Eh, I'm inculcated - you look a lot like one of the teachers in my high school!

What kinda hippy ass teachers they let teach in your schools?

 

[dragoner]

That's the old man, 55 today in fact, three day beard. Awful camera in my laptop, rivals a dmv pic. heh

 

[The Butcher]

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That's the old man, 55 today in fact, three day beard. Awful camera in my laptop, rivals a dmv pic. heh

Happy birthday!

 

[dragoner]

Happy birthday!

Thanks! You are looking pretty sharp there in the op.

 

[Raleel]

Why don’t you believe my avatar nor my opposed roles picture are accurate?

 

[PolarBlues]

There are practical real-world reasons why I don't put an image of myself where it is easily accessible on the internet.

But also, I rather like the lot of you, so I see no reason to subject you to 1d20/1d3 Sanity loss.

That's OK. We all remember that, despite your misleading, newer avatar, you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead, just as Giganotosaurus is the Swedish Chef.

 

[Vile Traveller]

I am the garden of dreams.

 

[PolarBlues]

I am the garden of dreams.

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Wow, you're actual pic is the negative image for your avatar!

 

[Vile Traveller]

Wow, you're actual pic is the negative image for your avatar!

Yes, if you get high enough the colours flip.

 

[dragoner]

That's OK. We all remember that, despite your misleading, newer avatar, you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead, just as Giganotosaurus is the Swedish Chef.

You mean she's not the real Maki Itoh? Say it ain't so ... never would have guessed.

 

[Dammit Victor]

All I wanted was a hoodie.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

That's OK. We all remember that, despite your misleading, newer avatar, you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead, just as Giganotosaurus is the Swedish Chef.

It's true, I am in fact a muppet.
Yes I do have a hand up my ass, no it's not a sex thing and yes it's very painful but it provides bone structure.

 

[Fenris-77]

I thought I'd go with something goofy... my hair is a lot longer than this now, and maybe more grey.

 

[spittingimage]

I know I'm not a conventionally attractive guy...

 

[AsenRG]

What kinda hippy ass teachers they let teach in your schools?

That's not really unusual, man. And the kids tend to like a teacher who has, say, long hair and spiked bracelets...
Yes, it's an actual example from another teacher that I know!

 

[RangerRupert]

I know I'm not a conventionally attractive guy...

No, but it is a spitting image of your avatar.

 

[Tommy Brownell]

That's not really unusual, man. And the kids tend to like a teacher who has, say, long hair and spiked bracelets...
Yes, it's an actual example from another teacher that I know!

I’m in the wrong part of the world.

 

[AsenRG]

I’m in the wrong part of the world.

That's indeed possible!

 

[A Fiery Flying Roll]

I think Tommy looks more like a character from a 90s movie. He works in a record store, currently under threat from the Man.

 

[Stumpydave]

I think Tommy looks more like a character from a 90s movie. He works in a record store, currently under threat from the Man.

 

[dragoner]

I'd like to talk about the bonus situation...

Here is one from my phone a minute ago, little better.