Chris Brady
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Umm. No. Insects are often strong in proportion to their mass because of the square-cube law. Scale a mosquito up to the size of a cat and realistically it wouldn't be strong enough to move its own limbs.
Mosquitos don't bite with jaws. They just push the tip of their proboscis in.
Nasty little buggers they areI can't speak for every species or gender of mosquito (some of which aren't even hematophagous) but I can confirm that many species of mosquitoe do in fact have an enlarged jaw like structure and mandibles at the end of their proboscis.
In these examples there are small serrated "teeth" at the end of the jaw which use a sawing motion to break the skin. Then the jaw opens and the tounge probes into the body of the prey.
Enlarged to the size of a cat it would be horrible!
(On that point to the OP check out The Secret Life of Flies by Dr Erica McAlister. Some of the examples of flies there if scaled up would be truly Locecraftean in their horror).
Nasty little buggers they are!
On that note, the Alien in Alien is basically an insect with acid blood.
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Well, so it's just based on insectsThe Bombardier beetle is very close to a real life insect with acid blood!
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Bombardier beetle - Wikipedia
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"The spray is produced from a reaction between two hypergolic chemical compounds, hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, which are stored in two reservoirs in the beetle's abdomen. When the aqueous solution of hydroquinones and hydrogen peroxide reaches the "vestibule" (Eisner's word), catalysts facilitate the decomposition of the hydrogen peroxide and the oxidation of the hydroquinone.[1] Heat from the reaction brings the mixture to near the boiling point of water and produces gas that drives the ejection. The damage caused can be fatal to attacking insects"
Some ants and termites on the other hand will simply self-destruct by exploding and spread a sticky and corrosive liquid on their unfortunate victims.
Autothysis - Wikipedia
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Build a dam up-stream, let it self-drain. At worst it turns into a salt-water marsh, and unless the mozzie larvae like salt water, that's it for their breeding grounds.Swamp-draining? How feasible is that in a low-tech society?
Well, so it's just based on insects!
And well...I think we now need to know the statblock the OP has in mind. Because there are a number of theories in this thread, ranging from a "No problem at all, barely an inconvenience, let's see if they're tasty" level of threat (congrats,Agemegos ), to an "invading Huns in insectoid form, bring the phalanx" threat, to a "nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" threat. And the difference would depend on stuff we can only extrapolate about, so everyone would favour his (or her) pet theory.
So in order to remain at least tangentially relevant, we should haveShipyard Locked weigh in on how he sees them
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...or, I guess I could just keep posting funny pictures.
BTW, Z Zebraman (RQ-inspired name?), welcome to the Pub!
So in order to remain at least tangentially relevant, we should have Shipyard Locked weigh in on how he sees them.
In my experience they are, and I have to deal with them every day, so I have regular experience.
Flies are more difficult to hit because they have an eye in the back of their head (which mosquitos don't have) alerting them of threats, not because they're faster than mosquitos. And even without that extra eye mosquitos can be pretty alert and slippery. I often slap my hand fast against the wall only to find the mosquito's already gone once I move my hand away despite slapping it right where the mosquito was. When I try to slap one in my arm or leg, any movement can alert it and set it flying away before my palm reaches it.
Which is possible in real life formations against regular land-based troops because you only have to cover the front. Here you'd have to cover the front, back, sides and top all at the same time, which would be impossible, and fails to account for the likelihood of at least some of these small sized creatures slipping through in ways that larger, land bound creatures wouldn't be able to.
All of this assumes that you'd be able to cram enough people closely together to effectively cover an entire semi-sphere and still have enough swinging room to maneuver all poles without everyone getting in the way of each other, tightly enough for few or no small creatures to get through.
All of this assumes that seasoned warriors will be able to figure out an effective formation with just their seasoning alone, which itself assumes that such a formation is possible and that facing a swarm of small fast flying creatures with poles tightly pressed together would be effective. Except that only works against humans and cavalry because given their movement capabilities and body dimensions there's simply no way for them to get around a pole set to receive a charge without getting poked first. That's what gives poles such an advantage.
But that advantage only works against frontal assault and wouldn't exist against small creatures capable of moving around the pole in any direction. Historically pole formations would get obliterated by flanking opponents, cuz it's difficult change direction for a whole group of poles, and that would leave them exposed to whatever enemy they were originally facing even if they could.
And these opponents would be able to not just flank, but move around, up or down, the pole's pointy end. And once they're pass that end there'd be nothing could do against them cuz you've got no shield and the bodies from all the people pressed against you in the formation would prevent you from bashing the mosquitos with the other end of your pole (what you'd normally have to do if someone managed to move pass your pole's head and was closing in on you). Even in a porcupine formation you'd still have to deal with the fact that these opponents can move ever which way, even high and around you, were you couldn't move your pole with a bunch of people pressed against you.
You'd be better off on your own if you have a spear or halberd to fight against cat sized mosquitos than with a bunch of people pressed around you, preventing you from spinning that pole around and swinging it all over the place, as you'd have to when fighting such an enemy.
That's an impressive postPeter Von Danzig !
Longbows and recurve bows were used to shoot birds prior in flight prior to the shotgun. You can find videos online of people using them today to hunt pheasant. Swords or large clubs at close distance.
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas une chasse aux punaises, as General Bosquet might have said.
That was indeed an impressive post, but I agree with Agemegos. That post is fine for an army going to hunt the mosquitoes to their habitats.Well if you are dealing with ze big bugs, you may want to borrow from a couple of those ideas... if you had a carpenter and a wagon (or a raft) you could make a fairly good mobile fighting position for yourself for example. A two handed flail is probably a pretty good way to smack one of those bugs out of the air...
You only have to put grilles or slats on the windows (of residences, stables, and byres). Squitozillas are large enough that they are only a threat to infants and when you're asleep. Anyone who is awake can easily "mission-kill" one with any thwackbonk, such as a walking-stick — it is not necessary to net the streets. And it is easy enough to search a stable or byre for lurkers when you shut up the cattle for the night.Related to that, it seems like in that world settlements would need a protective netting over the place, just to stop mosquito menaces (Gorean cities have those to prevent attacks by tarns and their riders, but those are actually huge birds).
But since those things are cat-sized, the netting would have to be very tight. The biggest loops should be about a man's forearm, I'd think (that should break the wings). Or maybe two forearms? Either way, that would be an additional expanse and make cities look quite different!
One, yes, but one mosquito does not a swarm make...You only have to put grills or slats on the windows (of residences, stables, and byres). Squitozillas are large enough that they are only a threat to infants and when you're asleep. Anyone who is awake can easily "mission-kill" one with any thwackbonk, such as a walking-stick — it is not necessary to net the streets. And it is easy enough to search a stable or byre for lurkers when you shut up the cattle for the night.
The problem is in the pastures. LIvestock is vulnerable while it's grazing, and putting a phalanx of halberdiers in each paddock is not the answer.
Are we mincing our way to the conclusion that human life is impossible? Where there are no humans, no humans will hunt mosquitozillas.
Note that each skeeterzilla will require the same ecological support as a million mosquitos.
Or they just drive out the mozzies. Killing off whatever the mozzies normally live off would be a start, as would draining the wetlands they live in, and their larvae will be needing quite a bit of food to grow that big, so we're not talking breeding in a few puddles the way normal sized mozzies can.At the very least I think it maybe comes back to my point that human settlements might not be established in the first place in those areas with these critters especially if it is just easier to move.
The alternative is that there is some kind of very obvious benefit. To that point in most species of mosquito it is only the female that feeds on blood as they require the energy to grow and lay eggs. Male mosquitoes are mostly harmless and drink nectar. Consequently male mosquitoes are often major pollenators for all kinds of plants. So perhaps a world with cat sized mosquitoes would also need proportionate mega flora to make living next to such horrors worthwhile.
Additionally I am thinking human cities relatively close to mosquito areas might end up being either underground or very high up.
The thing is planned settlements of this nature starting with a relatively major infrastructure project are quite rare before the modern era and not that common even in the 21st century. More common is for settlements to start small and then grow up. Assuming population density is similar to the pre-Industrialised world then there's a question of why bother going to the effort of visiting some massive swamp land area, fighting off giant mosquitoes, organising draining and then building your settlement when you can just move to some nice temperate plains and start planting crops immediately?Or they just drive out the mozzies. Killing off whatever the mozzies normally live off would be a start, as would draining the wetlands they live in, and their larvae will be needing quite a bit of food to grow that big, so we're not talking breeding in a few puddles the way normal sized mozzies can.
Mincing? Mincing?! I do not mince. I sashay seductively.Are we mincing our way to the conclusion that human life is impossible? Where there are no humans, no humans will hunt mosquitozillas.
Note that each skeeterzilla will require the same ecological support as a million mosquitos.
Probably because some other sods have already got all that nice land and they aren't interested in sharing. So it's the swamps or the mountains, and if the swamps have cat-sized mossies I expect the mountains probably have trolls or worse.The thing is planned settlements of this nature starting with a relatively major infrastructure project are quite rare before the modern era and not that common even in the 21st century. More common is for settlements to start small and then grow up. Assuming population density is similar to the pre-Industrialised world then there's a question of why bother going to the effort of visiting some massive swamp land area, fighting off giant mosquitoes, organising draining and then building your settlement when you can just move to some nice temperate plains and start planting crops immediately?
I think it's a really interesting scenario though with regard to how it applies to the PCs.
Nah, the mountains have rat-sized ants...Probably because some other sods have already got all that nice land and they aren't interested in sharing. So it's the swamps or the mountains, and if the swamps have cat-sized mossies I expect the mountains probably have trolls or worse.
Probably because some other sods have already got all that nice land and they aren't interested in sharing. So it's the swamps or the mountains, and if the swamps have cat-sized mossies I expect the mountains probably have trolls or worse.
Including mosquito omelettes...Hmm. Trolls. Trolls that regenerate. Perhaps capturing some trolls and chaining them into something like a mosquito farm. Give the skeeters an easy source of blood that heals its own wounds and can be fed nearly anything.
The cats are secretly tigers. And the normal tigers are actually sabertooths.If the mosquitoes are cat sized I hate to think of the size of the trolls.
And then it hit me maybe WE are living in a world with cat sized mosquitoes it's just we're not humans. We're giants.
Though that doesn't explain the size of cats...
Which mine gold per Herodotus, but spit boiling aqua regia up to a distance of eleven feet.Nah, the mountains have rat-sized ants...![]()
Are we mincing our way to the conclusion that human life is impossible? Where there are no humans, no humans will hunt mosquitozillas.
Note that each skeeterzilla will require the same ecological support as a million mosquitos.
Yeah, I'm not seeing the "extermination of humans", either. I'm just saying it would make for a hard(er) living and might indeed offer some fodder for adventurers - before the problem gets resolved, that is. Also, a couple of failures might be expected before a solution is found.
But after all, many adventurers have contended with wolves, tigers, or other natural threats, and it was part of their adventures. Cat-sized mosquitoes are just a variation on that.
Basically cat sized mosquito is the old AD&D monster the 'Stirge"