You duck into a seedy alley

[spittingimage]

...trying to score some hard drugs. Instead a man with his collar pulled close around his face asks you "Hey kid, wanna try Apocalypse World? First hit's free..." He waves a pregen in your direction.

What do you do?

 

[JAMUMU]

Make a Sx move, obv.

 

[PolarBlues]

... assume it's a Smiley Fever induced halucination and go talk to the camel playing the bongos instead.

 

[Lychee of the Exchequer]

I reach for the D&D 4th edition deluxe copy inside my trenchcoat, and I whack the guy in the head with it, while yelling at the top of my lungs : "Begone ! you narrativist miscreant, by the power of the TD-SMG* !"

*the Thinly Disguised Skirmish Miniature Game.

 

[The Butcher]

Take a page from Spirit of ‘77 and perform the Smoke His Ass move. This is my turf and I don’t take kindly to competition.

 

[Fenris-77]

See my sig for details.

 

[Ragr]

Look him in the eye and say: "Sorry, fella, I've got enough complications in my life already. Be on your way."

 

[MoonHunter]

Take it and giggle maniacally

 

[Gabriel]

Just say no.

 

[Imaginos]

My right hand moves to my carry piece as I slowly back out of the alley.

 

[NinjaWeasel]

I throw my head back and laugh loudly... while quickly whipping out my copy of Vagabonds of Dyfed. I then proceed to beat him thoroughly around the face with it. Ah, another day, another victory.

 

[CRKrueger]

Open my coat and offer him copies of Cyberpunk 2020 and Red, Shadowrun 2e and Interface Zero.

 

[Bunch]

No sir. I want to be a HERO.

 

[AsenRG]

No sir. I want to be a HERO.

The perfect antidote!

 

[Ladybird]

I roll Act Up from Night Witches (WHEN YOU TRY TO GET YOUR WAY… by acting like a natural-born Soviet airwoman, roll +medals) and tell him that I do not have time for his games, unless he has the amphetamines then he can get out of my way and count himself lucky I am not reporting it to his officer.

 

[The Butcher]

The perfect antidote!

Particularly effective if applied to the head of the other part, in a downward swing.

 

[The Butcher]

Man, this thread reminds me I have yet to play Kult: Divinity Lost and The Sword, The Crown & The Unspeakable Power. I got the cravings now.

 

[Neon]

I thought this thread was going to be about a RuneQuest Glorantha and Cyberpunk 2020 crossover.

 

[Fenris-77]

Man, this thread reminds me I have yet to play Kult: Divinity Lost and The Sword, The Crown & The Unspeakable Power. I got the cravings now.

SCUP is way up my list of things I dearly want to try.

 

[Winterblight]

Ask him if Apocalypse World comes with ascending or descending AC

 

[Fenris-77]

Ask him if Apocalypse World comes with ascending or descending AC

To which he replies Sex Moves!

 

[Mankcam]

"Me?
(Quack Quack)
No Duck to see here!"




(ADDIT: Oh I see... sorry, I misread the thread title as a question, something like:

" You! The Duck in a seedy alley!
Yes you, I'm talking to you!"

My mistake.
And just to be certain, there are no ducks, geese, or other avian delinquents here)

 

[Shipyard Locked]

I offer to trade him my barely used copy of Monster of the Week for a Tic Tac.

 

[The Convenient Skill]

Stick a d6 up each of his nostrils and tell him he made a hard fail.

 

[Sloth_in_a_bowl]

check d100 against my SAN (currently 60, though dropping fast)

Pass: I ask him if he has back street copy of the Necronomicon for trade.

Fail: Take d8 SAN loss and run screaming into the night.

 

[saskganesh]

I ignore him, assuming he is just another kind of street preacher waving false scripture. My awareness, but not my eyes, are on the hard men near him.

My goal is to walk calmly through the gauntlet, and just make it to the Dollar Store. where I can buy minced garlic.

 

[Numidius]

... I ask: "Which edition?"

 

[Supervisor194]

I say no because I'm currently busy reading through Fluxfall Horizon and Ironsworn Starforged.