Toys I'm glad I didn't have when I was a Kid

[Picaroon Jack]

 

[PolarBlues]

Corn Man is legit. Lego has it's Corn Man, which in the animated series Lego City Adventures double as the Mayor Solomon Fleck. More people need to know about Lego City Adventures. It's a true gem. Not since P G Wodehouse have stories so slight been so entertaining.

 

[3rik]

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Why does Corn Man have a peg leg?

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Why does Corn Man have a peg leg?

Why is he walking like a crab? Why does the warning say"If you see him you become him"?! What's an "enhanced scurry"!!?
These are the important questions.

 

[Bunch]

The peg is so you can eat him more easily.

 

[Godfather Punk]

Why is he walking like a crab? Why does the warning say"If you see him you become him"?! What's an "enhanced scurry"!!?
These are the important questions.

More importantly, what is something clearly labelled "Not a Toy" doing in this toy thread?

 

[Bunch]

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So there is a market large enough to support specialized production of fake messed up toys. Not toys that were made from remnants or toys that look side eyed like other properties but full on fubar'd action figures that people collect. This is interesting.

 

[bleys21]

More importantly, what is something clearly labelled "Not a Toy" doing in this toy thread?

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Most-er importantly, why does it say:

The Spell Complete
It is Permanent
An Amazing Dream!

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Bunch]

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So you have a full set?

 

[Gringnr]

This is an older toy, being a tie-in for the Green Lantern movie, but, well, um... It's about the size of an actual fist, if not bigger.



...is it washable, at least?

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[thesheeep]

I truly admire the creativity behind some of these bad-on-purpose toys.
There's no way I could come up with stuff like that.

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Godfather Punk]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Rich H]

I legit love these.

Latest release for you...

 

[Gabriel]

Latest release for you...

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Yeah. Only the rich kids could afford those.

 

[Bunch]

Yeah. Only the rich kids could afford those.

To be fair 90% of Barbies stuff is only accessible to the rich. I don't know many poor gals with a horse, house, Corvette and a jet.

 

[Davies]

To be fair 90% of Barbies stuff is only accessible to the rich. I don't know many poor gals with a horse, house, Corvette and a jet.

Well, she's a former astronaut, so I suspect she's not hurting.

 

[Godfather Punk]

"I'm a former astronaut."

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Beer and baby oil sold separately

.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[TristramEvans]

I'd legit almost buy that one

 

[Fenris-77]

If you only get to have one toy it might as well be all the things...

 

[Giganotosaurus]

If you only get to have one toy it might as well be all the things...

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That's just spiderman in some bad packaging! It'll never beat out Cornman! Where's the Enhanced Scurry?

 

[PolarBlues]

That's just spiderman in some bad packaging! It'll never beat out Cornman! Where's the Enhanced Scurry?

Are you sure it's a not Jean-Luc Picard wearing a Spider-Man costume? Are you really sure?

 

[Fenris-77]

Are you sure it's a not Jean-Luc Picard wearing a Spider-Man costume? Are you really sure?

This is the kind of keen question that make the Pub great.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

Are you sure it's a not Jean-Luc Picard wearing a Spider-Man costume? Are you really sure?

Absolutely! Because it's clearly Gandalf after he got bitten by a radioactive spider. He now travels through star gates to free Cylon's from their oppressive masters.
Jean-Luc is just Gandalfs handler at Detective Comics, who in addition to making comics is also a Space-Time Policing agency on the side.

"Agent Gandalf, Time Spider" coming to HBO this Fall.

 

[PolarBlues]

Absolutely! Because it's clearly Gandalf after he got bitten by a radioactive spider. He now travels through star gates to free Cylon's from their oppressive masters.
Jean-Luc is just Gandalfs handler at Detective Comics, who in addition to making comics is also a Space-Time Policing agency on the side.

"Agent Gandalf, Time Spider" coming to HBO this Fall.

That tracks.

 

[Giganotosaurus]

That tracks.

It's what happens when the writers go on strike, Hollywood hires weirdos like me to write for them.

 

[Telok]

It's what happens when the writers go on strike, Hollywood hires weirdos like me to write for them.

Well its not like you can do worse than some of them.

It also lets us request stuff like laser nipples.

 

[bleys21]

Absolutely! Because it's clearly Gandalf after he got bitten by a radioactive spider. He now travels through star gates to free Cylon's from their oppressive masters.
Jean-Luc is just Gandalfs handler at Detective Comics, who in addition to making comics is also a Space-Time Policing agency on the side.

"Agent Gandalf, Time Spider" coming to HBO this Fall.

I'd watch it. Sounds better than anything Marvel is doing...

 

[Giganotosaurus]

I'd watch it. Sounds better than anything Marvel is doing...

You'd think but the studio executives interfered with the production so much that it's basically identical to a generic superhero movie.

 

[bleys21]

You'd think but the studio executives interfered with the production so much that it's basically identical to a generic superhero movie.

Why can't the studio executives go on strike, and like, never come back?

(I mean, I *know* why, but wouldn't that be nice?)

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[remial]

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that isn't Raptor!

 

[Rich H]

 

[Tulpa Girl]

 

[Telok]

Don't recall, did this one show up yet?