The Players Handbook

[pawsplay]

Okay, I'm easily amused.

Can you play a sorcerer?

 

[David Johansen]

Wait? Is the person on the cover a "rational male?" And are we talking about psychological "rational" or mathematical "rational." I might also need a new definition of "male" than any I'm familiar with.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Can you play a sorcerer?

Real men are invariably some sort of fighter. Obviously.

Granted, their weapon proficiency is usually in the keyboard, for all the online battles they wage, but still...

 

[rumble]

What about the Gayme?
Is the red pill a suppository?
When is the GM's book coming out?
How am I supposed to use nuts and bolts as randomizers?

So many questions...

A textbook, not an instruction manual. Ah, a splatbook. Bodes ill when you confuse playbook for Players Handbook.

Is this some sort of expansion to TimeCube?

 

[David Johansen]

Nah, it's clearly for fourth edition with its Players Hand Book I, Players Hand Book 2 and so on approach. But this is Player's Handbook Alpha. I wonder if they printed the OGL in the back.

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Acmegamer]

lol Thank you.

 

[xanther]

...Can you play a sorcerer?

Well the author is an illusionist, so I'd say yes.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Okay, I'm easily amused.
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Can you play a sorcerer?

It's basically a handbook on why it works to be a player or as I would put it an asshole. There's tons of stuff on the internet on this. Here's a couple of Youtube vids for your entertainment:

 

[Fenris-77]

Assholes are like coat hangers, when you leave them in the dark or on youtube they multiply.

 

[Godfather Punk]

 

[StubbornMule]

From the book description I'd swear this is supposed to be listed as the Monster Manual.

 

[Mosker]

Rational male? Is this like "snakes of Hawaii" or one of those journaling books with blank pages and clever covers?

 

[TristramEvans]

FATAL: The Incel Edition?

 

[PolarBlues]

Based on the pioneering work of Barney Stinson.

 

[Jetstream]

When is the GM's book coming out?

They already have their Dungeon Master Guide. It’s Fifty Shades of Gray.

 

[spittingimage]

Assholes are like coat hangers, when you leave them in the dark or on youtube they multiply.

Next up: Fenris-77's guide to analogies.

 

[Fenris-77]

Next up: Fenris-77's guide to analogies.

Do you like your similes shaken or stirred?