I hate geese. A free roaming thread.

[Fenris-77]

So I think I'm going to state flatly that y'all are going to need a different thread if you're heading toward goose goose sexy time. Maybe even a different forum, IDK.

 

[Bunch]

So I think I'm going to state flatly that y'all are going to need a different thread if you're heading toward goose goose sexy time. Maybe even a different forum, IDK.

 

[Fenris-77]

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I have a whole bag of judgement that I keep behind my desk for just such a geese related sexy moment as this. It's a mixed bag, I'll admit, but it's all judgement. There is no honk, only judgement.

 

[AsenRG]

Sexduced?!?

Not that kind of "eating", man. Mind out of he gutter and into the plate!

 

[gruagach]

I have a whole bag of judgement that I keep behind my desk for just such a geese related sexy moment as this. It's a mixed bag, I'll admit, but it's all judgement. There is no honk, only judgement.

 

[rumble]

Well, pretty sure I got us some competition for geese:


That, or geese outsource "longer" jobs to these guys.

 

[Jetstream]

Well, pretty sure I got us some competition for geese:


That, or geese outsource "longer" jobs to these guys.

Wait, how the fuck is that bird gonna digest that? Like, I know they can digest rodent bones, but that's huge. I don't see how gullet stones are gonna crack that thing down into something it can process.

 

[Bunch]

Well, pretty sure I got us some competition for geese:


That, or geese outsource "longer" jobs to these guys.

Do not disparage that beautiful beautiful bird!

 

[Moracai]

One of you people had to write this!
https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/458191/the-goose-queen

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Jetstream]

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Well that’s a stupid idea. Ask the Australians how that went vs the emus.

 

[gruagach]

Better do quick security rounds throughout the ole homestead...

 

[Lofgeornost]

The horror... the horror...

 

[Stumpydave]

Waddya mean...could.

 

[Self Saboteur]

Cool Goose



Lame Goose

 

[bleys21]

Cool Goose

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Lame Goose

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Evil Goose:

 

[soltakss]

Once again, I am doing my bit to bring down the goose population and have one in my freezer for Christmas consumption. Sure, I bought it at Lidl instead of taking it out in the wild, but it probably still counts.

 

[Stumpydave]

"Unbeknown to many, the Goose plan to permanently alter human DNA was launched to great success. By getting the humans to ingest geese genetic material, a hybrid slave race would be born, loyal beyond measure.

After all, you are what you eat."

 

[soltakss]

"Unbeknown to many, the Goose plan to permanently alter human DNA was launched to great success. By getting the humans to ingest geese genetic material, a hybrid slave race would be born, loyal beyond measure.

After all, you are what you eat."

I am Goose!

 

[rumble]

Evil Goose:

Truly evil goose.

Google's answer to the turducken:
the Googoose.

 

[Bunch]

"Unbeknown to many, the Goose plan to permanently alter human DNA was launched to great success. By getting the humans to ingest geese genetic material, a hybrid slave race would be born, loyal beyond measure.

After all, you are what you eat."

Don't fall for the goose propaganda. Eat them, kill them, savor the taste. We are superior, they are fowl.

 

[Stumpydave]

Don't fall for the goose propaganda. Eat them, kill them, savor the taste. We are superior, they are fowl.

That sounds like just the sort of thing a goose would say....

 

[Giganotosaurus]

That sounds like just the sort of thing a goose would say....

Instant ban.

 

[Moracai]

Not sure if this has been posted here before, but here we go.

 

[thebigh]

Guardian of the underworld!

 

[Moracai]

Guardian of the underworld!

Cerbegoose!

 

[bleys21]

Cerbegoose!

Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[rumble]

Duck leveling up.

 

[Tulpa Girl]

Duck leveling up.

They already control much of the world. What more do they want?

 

[bleys21]

They already control much of the world. What more do they want?

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To dominate all life on Earth.

To keep humans as pets for their own amusement.

To open the doors for the Great Honking One to return!

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[pawsplay]

When I was about eight, I was at a park with my granmda and my siblings. My little sister wandered near a pond, and a goose chased her. I kicked the goose so she could escape.

 

[spittingimage]

When I was about eight, I was at a park with my granmda and my siblings. My little sister wandered near a pond, and a goose chased her. I kicked the goose so she could escape.

We like you.

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[gruagach]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[Lofgeornost]