The Dank Memes

[Fenris-77]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[chuckdee]

 

[Nobby-W]

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I assure you, the majority of my puns are quite intentional . . .

 

[gruagach]

 

[gruagach]

 

[chuckdee]

 

[StubbornMule]

But if you look at it from a price per unit perspective one is clearly the better deal...

 

[Fenris-77]

BEST ATTRACTION EVER!!!

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[rumble]

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But if you look at it from a price per unit perspective one is clearly the better deal...

Not price per unit, but price by utility.
A single diaper is lucky to handle a single shit.
A single condom can stop millions.

 

[Afterburner]

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[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Afterburner]

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Planescape remembered!

Ratatosk – I am the Mimir

mimir.net

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[thebigh]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Lofgeornost]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[DornKratz]

 

[Fenris-77]

 

[chuckdee]

 

[chuckdee]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

Attach files

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Sharrow]

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One of my Mum's cats found the vacuum cleaner 'sleeping' in the open, and absolutely shredded its hose (one of those plastic coiled types), to the point where it had to be replaced. Revenge for all the times the cleaner had chased the cat and made it hide behind the curtains.

 

[thebigh]

 

[TristramEvans]

do both of those girls have the same face?

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[TristramEvans]

 

[Raleel]

do both of those girls have the same face?

no, but shockingly close.

 

[Acmegamer]

do both of those girls have the same face?

Sisters, whatta gonna do?

 

[gruagach]

 

[rumble]

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Seems like a lot of work, when I could just burn down my neighbor's house.

 

[Afterburner]

One of my Mum's cats found the vacuum cleaner 'sleeping' in the open, and absolutely shredded its hose (one of those plastic coiled types), to the point where it had to be replaced. Revenge for all the times the cleaner had chased the cat and made it hide behind the curtains.

I used to own ferrets. When people ask what it's like to own ferrets, I tell them "Ferrets are the only animals I've ever owned that run towards the vacuum cleaner when you turn it on."